Oh, wow, these latkes are GREAT!

Adventures In Small Business: My apologies for not hanging around for comments yesterday- we had a ceremonial lighting of the Hanukkah candle at work yesterday. Well, not exactly the candle, more like “the kitchen is on fire.” This is considered a problem in the café business. We were all in all lucky, though- the person who was supposed to be there was our Insane Girl whom we can’t fire because NY and ADA. She would have gone into freakout and let the building burn down. She HAD gone into a freakout because one of a perceived slight and announced she wasn’t coming in for her shift while she was busy snitting. So WebDom and one of the other grownups were covering, and they had the sang froid to do something sensible and, you know, grab a fire extinguisher and put out the fire. As you can imagine, this leaves behind a major mess, and the kitchen needed to be closed and deep-cleaned, which we all spent the day doing. As well as tracing down the cause of the fire. Which turned out to be from a remarkable stupid practice that Insane Girl had, which resulted in piles of grease ending up behind the grill, covering the gas fittings.

Very fitting. Anyway, sorry to bore, but every once in a while, the goofy shit these kids do has actual consequences, not just humor.

And a side note: Erewhon is “nowhere” backward but with two letters reversed.

Birthdays today include a guy who was OK; a guy who may have inspired Supercuts; the greatest doctoral advisor of all time; a guy for whom I have 172 reasons for admiration; a guy who provided Superman a place to live; a businessman notable for his ears; a guy who was firmly in The Matrix; a piece of shit with exactly zero redeeming features, other than he didn’t personally commit murder- that we know of; a guy who eventually became both an archetype and a parody of himself; a guy whom I wish had been OUR county agent; a guy whose claim to fame was really weak; the black Liberace who, despite his cognomen, was larger than life; the guy who likely inspired Platoon; and a pioneer of woke stand-up comedy, i.e., totally unfunny.

Now for Links.

 

Kings. This is exactly the kind of thing Spud and I would have done in our younger days. Shit,we still might.

 

Cue Nelson “HAH-hah!” If only the Kennedy’s were so easy to eliminate.

 

The key word in this article is “suing.” Which means, “Believe absolutely none of this.”

 

When the liberal war mongers are this panicky, it’s a good sign that the next president of France will be a Jew.

 

When it’s time to deplane, it’s time to deplane.

 

This is why I thought philosophy professors were a rather silly bunch.

 

“I have an alibi.” As long as the US stays the fuck out of this. Which, sadly, we’re unlikely to do.

 

Old Guy Music is just how I’m feeling today. Fats was a meteor, burned startlingly bright for oh so brief a time. And it’s still modern and wonderful.