Hey guys, long time no link. I was actually supposed to cover yesterday, but I forgot. Anywhooo. Here I am doing it today. Gooo me! I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday season, and Merry New Year if I don’t pop back in here before then. I’ll probably be shouting at a son. I have so, so many to choose from.

Good thing for his parents this guy spent his life in a gym instead of a gun range.

Florida man gets mauled by tiger, local cops get a very special kill to add to their collection.

Florida cop drops shotgun into jailyard. Surprisingly, although the yard was occupied by Florida Men, none picked it up and no hyjinks ensued.

Taking the “cool dad” thing a little too far.

And here’s a little something for the LA contingent —