Stoops!

Maryland thumped Va Tech, Clemson topped Iowa State, and Oklahoma took down Oregon as the bowl games continue.  Also, Minnesota won the night before in a piece of news that should have been covered yesterday by the other person who does morning links, but she’s not as much of a sports fan as I am so it wasn’t covered when it should have been, yet I’ll bring it up anyway. Four more games on tap today/tonight. And across the pond, Chelsea drew Brighton and Man City stretched their lead at the top of the table. Two more games on tap today. And that’s sports.

This is awesome. No, not what was actually said. That’s kinda messed up. What’s awesome is that Alexa is gonna become the next “glass in halloween candy” or “buttchugging” panic.

Talk about your mission creep. That’s a long way away from our waters. And it’s a lot different than what they should be doing.

Show some respect.

The science. Trust the science! I, for one, trust the new (old) science on this one.

What a shitshow of incompetence. Yes, I’m taking about the government.

Nice work, Project Veritas. Seriously.

CNN loves hiring creepy predators.

Talk about your mission creep (part 2). And this is why you don’t let your kids use any electronic device a school gives them or has them download a means of communication to.

Who really cares if there’s a difference? If they all treat your body the same, should you really even give a fuck at this point?

This will end poorly. People are stupid.

How nice of them! Letting people enter public property for free is such a great thing to do. It’s so nice it should be like that every day. You know, since we fucking own it.

Here’s a beautiful song. Noe go enjoy it.

And enjoy this lovely Thursday, friends!