So many goings on in our little town, I feel like I ought to be channeling Peter Mayle. But the most amusing of all is not going on- yet. We’ll see. If I have anything to say about it… in any case, start with understanding that our current mayor is an absolute disaster. She is very Progressive, actively hostile to business, and put in place a massively unpopular parking program which made every space in town a paid one. Not just paid, but MUST be paid through an app to a contractor. The way things are structured, the city nets zero out of the massive expense and inconvenience they are attempting to inflict on the citizens, only the contractor benefits (speculate away!). Now personally, it’s no big deal because not only can I walk to work most days, but when I do drive, the cops know my car and won’t ticket me (it helps to be their primary caffeine source).

With that background, I was amused to discover that there’s an authentic grass-roots movement to get a new mayor, and specifically WebDom; the idea is she’d run for town council, then mayor. She is known to everyone and is massively popular. I think she could win, especially because her platform would center on stopping any parking enforcement relating to the stupid contractor and app. She is being urged by friends, acquaintances, and the chairman of one of the two “major party” locals to run. Fuck, I’d register just to laugh my ass off when I check off her name.

“All citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now… 16 years old!”

Get on the Team WebDom train!

And of course, she will mandate celebrating birthdays, including the greatest of the Founding Fathers, the shithead who inflicted Teddy Roosevelt on us before getting a deserved retirement; a writer who ended up on the Enterprise; the greatest film comedian, period; a guy who was a monkey wrench in the works; someone with TERF bangs; an actress responsible for the deaths of millions of potential Jews; a guy about whom my mom would say, “I just want to spend hours stroking his mustache”; a chick who couldn’t even make it in Baltimore; and a guy whose diving did not include muff.

On to Links.

 

A perfect FFS moment. Cherish it.

 

More global warming.

 

The desperation, it burns!

 

HE’S HAD TWO WEEKS! WHY HASN’T HE SAVED US??? The desperation, it burns.

 

“Or lie down, as the case may be.” It’s sad and ironic to see so many ’60s “liberals” get on the censorship bandwagon.

 

Your tax dollars at work.

 

Hey, guys, have Yellow Fever? Here’s your chance.

 

Did you ever say to yourself, “I like Keith Emerson on organ but I wish he played faster and more complex lines?” Well, Old Guy Music to the rescue!