The last storms have been eventful- WebDom managed to wreck on the ice, as did several large trucks. Today will be warmer, wetter, and muddier, so I can skid on that instead. But have no fear- it will be back down to 1 degree in another day or so, so we can go back to real ice slides instead of the brown stuff.

Birthdays today include Warty’s spirit animal; the opera dude who invented the cherry; the guy who looked at Woodrow Wilson and said, “Hold my Margaux,”; a guy with a tragic childhood who then basically invented modern drumming; a guy who was just born to be a villain; a writer who went rogue; a guy who embraced typecasting and rode it well; a mediocrity who rode it to great fame and fortune; some guy who played for Mayall; the best hair in the music biz; and a talented guy who is a sure-fire guarantee of pedestrian music.

Ah well, let’s enstupidate with some Links.

 

Real life outpaces the Babylon Bee.

 

The amazing thing about this story is that Jesse Jackson is still alive. And I think he might be Lightfoot’s estranged daddy. Look at that face!

 

Low bar.

 

Sometimes it just ain’t your day.

 

The photo illustrating this story is really the cherry on top.

 

Sometimes, it just ain’t your day.

 

King Crimson fans will be intrigued by this release of a song from COTCK- but before Court came out. A really interesting alternate version. Pre-Greg Lake and Ian MacDonald.