Surprise! I’ll bet you didn’t expect a third morning of links from the Florida Man. Sloopy is off doing something “important” for his “business” or something. I understand it requires a large number of plastic beads and shaving his chest.

Wow, Civ has been out for 30 years? I probably have at least 2 full years of my life invested in that game.

This woman has to be an immigrant. No native Florida woman would look that ashamed.

Turns out this whole Ukraine-Russia spat was manufactured by… checks notesBig oil?

The most tragic part of this story is that the guy probably drank that bottle of Busch Light.

A little throwback to 35 years ago