So… interesting news. Apparently, OMWC got a batch of counterfeit PPE of substandard quality and may be away for longer than just the weekend. Just depends on how long the trip lasts.

I made the mistake of asking Spud “where are they usually found?” In regards to this headline. I know better than to ask that of a career first responder.

It was a creative try.

Have you tried staking its heart and cutting off its head? I was once locally famous in the IT department of a Florida government agency for a long rant about the uselessness of COBOL after one of the mainframe guys wouldn’t take my name off his distro list of mainframe current events. Something about strapping a rocket engine to a horse-drawn carriage not making it a racecar, if I remember correctly.

Dude, never apologize. You’re Florida Man!

This is one for Mrs. L. She would leave me in an instant for Jon Frusciante. Similarly, if Gat Gadot was interested in me, I would drop her like a hot rock.