It’s good to be the (Egyptian) king.

Liverpool didn’t have their best match, yet they still beat Inter 2-0 on the road. Bayern wasn’t as fortunate as they drew with Salzberg. And they were lucky to have done so.And Jacques Villeneuve managed to qualify for Daytona at the age of 50. Which I think is pretty cool, even if NASCAR isn’t even close to as fun as it used to be when people would sit on their own cooler full of beer, yours truly included, and throw chicken bones at Rusty Wallace as he went into turn 1 at Martinsville. Anyway, that bit of nostalgia is the end of sports for the day.

Asshole.

Ah yes, the Supremacy Clause. The catchall for federal tyranny. Well, read the Second Amendment, you stupid assholes. And tell me what it says shall not be infringed. There’s your supremacy.

Ah yes, federal antitrust laws. The (other) catchall for federal tyranny. Well read the antitrust law, you stupid asshole. And tell me what it says about companies in a competitive marketplace raising prices as their supplies fall below demand. Where’s your antitrust now?

I think I’ve heard of this movie plot. Or maybe I just thought it up. Either way, it’s a pretty stupid ploy to get out of work. Even for a government worker.

I knew those PPP loans were a bad idea. Now they’re getting people killed.

Right, for once.

Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and then. Good on her for being a decent human being for the first time I can remember.

Oh no!!!!! This is horrible. Wait a second…I don’t give a shit. I also doubt it’s true.

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.

I doubt this goes anywhere, but I applaud the effort. It should be up to the carriers, not the federal government.

Probably my favorite song of theirs. Or perhaps it’s this one. But only when I’m behind the wheel. Anyway, enjoy them both.

And enjoy this Thursday, dear friends.