The weekend proceeds, unmolested

Oh, thank goodness

“Just in case you, like me, wonder if Elden Ring might pull a Sekiro­-like snake jumpscare every time you cross a long bridge, this helpful message should set your mind at ease.”

“Activision Says It Failed To Hire Another Woman For Its Board Due To Microsoft Deal Complications”

“More like Robert Battinson, amirite?”

“Is Crime Really Surging in America?”

“ExoMars Rover 2022 Launch Now ‘Very Unlikely’ Due to Russian Invasion, ESA Says”

“If science is about asking questions, lying is about answering them.”