A hell of a comeback by Illinois

Man City proved they are the class of their town after thumping a woeful ManUre. Liverpool kept pace Saturday by winning a tight match over West Ham. The last of the FA Cup quarterfinalists will be determined today in an all-Championship fixture. And the UCL kicks back in tomorrow with Round of 16 second legs. Meanwhile, on this side of the pond, we’re getting into NCAA Championship week, and Ohio State finished there regular season by laying an egg at home. And Illinois pulled out one hell of a gutty win to share the Big Ten regular season title.  Baseball negotiations are still shit. And some female basketball player is in a Russian jail for some petty shit. Whether or not she did what she’s accused of, I ave no idea. But be prepared to be bombarded by stories like “if the WNBA were paid a living wage, she wouldn’t have even been there” trash. And it will be the fault of men. Anyway, that’s sports.

We’re TRYING to buy oil from these guys because another guy is a bad man.

The prices at the pump will continue to rise. Because, and I shit you not, the talks with Iran have stalled. Iran. We’re negotiating with Iran so that we won’t have to buy any more oil from Russia. Oh, and we’re working on a deal with Venezuela as well. So we can stop buying from Russia.  Because two despots are better than one. And obviously better than none, since we could very easily just renew the federal land leases that were pulled by executive order in the beginning of 2021 by the current admin and pump a shitload of crude out of the ground and tell all those shitholes to fuck off. But that just doesn’t make as much sense as…checks nites…buying oil from Iran and Venezuela after negotiating with them hat in hand because we fucked ourselves.

Check out the balls on this guy. The ego is just amazing.  Well, “live by the sword, die by the sword,” champ.

Welcome to the 20th Century! Glad you could join us in the civilized world.

God bless this guy. And may his enemies know the sting of defeat and end up out of a fucking job.

Sociopath or moron? The jury is still out.

“They were people. And it was a bridge. It was a big bridge. They went to the bridge. A big bridge made of steel and concrete. And the people crossed it.” Or something like that was said.

This is what I like to call “pissing money away”. Because, you know, it’s pissing money away. But they’ll tell you it’s the way of the future. You know, because it needs massive infusions of taxpayer money to stay afloat. It’s just that popular!

NIMBYs gonna NIMBY. Here’s a thought: let people do what they want with their pwn property and kindly fuck off.

Cry more. If you’ve collected, counted, and preserved the ballots in accordance with the law, you should be good to go.

This song is as timely as ever. It’s also a fantastic tune. Although this one is probably better by an order of magnitude. But that’s just one man’s opinion. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this wonderful start of a new week, friends!