FAITH AN’ BEGORRAH! Here’s a nice little tune to set the mood.

 

 

HOW MANY DIVISIONS DO THEY HAVE? World Court orders Russia to halt invasion of Ukraine.

 

IT’S NOT GASLIGHTING WHEN *THEY* DO IT: The NYT Now Admits the Biden Laptop — Falsely Called “Russian Disinformation” — is Authentic.

 

CONSOLATION PRIZE: Stacey Abrams has a cameo on Star Trek: Discovery as president of United Earth. That’s like getting a year’s supply of Rice-a-Roni when you lose big on a TV game show.

 

FOR HYPERBOLE who says all Irish music sounds the same to him.

 

 

 

 

UNION THUGS BECLOWN THEMSELVES WHILE VIRTUE-SIGNALLING: So apparently the American Federation of Teachers decided to have some signs printed, in a union print shop, of course, to show their solidarity with Ukraine. Somehow, nobody caught that the flag of Ukraine was upside-down relative to the printing on the signs. They hastily took down the tweet, but not before it had been screen captured for the ages.

 

HOW NOT TO DO THINGS: Minor sportsball entertainment celeb busted for drugs in Russia at a very inopportune moment. Legacy media wonders why this isn’t the biggest sports story in the US today. Under normal circumstances, the best thing would be to let this be handled quietly through diplomatic channels. That goes double under the current circumstances. You want Otto Warmbier? Cause that’s how you get Otto Warmbier.

 

PAGING SUGARFREE: VP Kamala Harris has a new deputy press secretary, Ernesto Apreza. “Partner, son, brother, dog dad, & PNW native. Organizer and comms guy trying to do good. Currently with #46. Personal account. tweets = míos.” Will Strawberry take him under her wing? How long until Kamala makes him cry? How soon until we get a photo of him in kinkwear (NTTAWWT, of course)?

 

BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALL BEEN SO VERY GOOD: Here is a completely gratuitous link to photos of drunken girls showing cleavage and making out with one another in honor of Saint Patrick. You’re welcome. Now go out and get your drink on.