We do have a guy whose work had great effect; a guy who showed that white people could also be wack with names; a true man of power; a truly interesting cartoonist who did something unique; a guy whose name is a perfect mashup of my favorite stooge and my favorite stadium; an elitist piece of shit best remembered for bathing in glory purchased with other people’s money (ours); a guy we all wished we were; a guy who got a bit sidetracked in his career; a guy who was sexually braver than I am; a guy whom I have no jokes about, and who was an actual inspiration to me; a guy who got burned; and… shit, there’s a lot more, but I’m totally out of energy. With this exception.

Editor’s Note: OMWC had some business come up, we interrupt his post to bring you Brett L Florida Man Links

Darwin Awards for some, prison for others. Florida is merciless for the young.

This is some great police work. Thirty-seven years later they finally capture a wanted suspect… doing an ID check on a disoriented elderly man. Exit question- did he live in Florida the whole time or flee and retire back here?

When you were betting on unicorn and got bunny-boiler

St. Pete woman arrested when pussy scratches girlfriend.

My house every morning, but with less makeup and more drama