Hey everyone, welcome to the links this morning. Unfortunately, OMWC did NOT leave me a half-finished post, s you get my half-assed efforts. Baby L is doing great. He knows 3 commands: “cry”, “poop”, “eat”.  He might be the smartest baby ever.

Florida News buries the lede: guy was riding around with a suspended license and “recognized…from previous encounters”. He’s a frequent flyer.

I’m impressed the victim escaped with minor injuries.

Florida Man with “ethical hacker” credential steals bitcoin, gets caught

Florida successfully fights off another invasion. I can tell I got old because my attitude on Spring Break has shifted from “easy drunk girls, cool!” To “go be assholes at home!”

We’ve been jamming to this at our house.