We’re sorry, Spud cannot come to the door right now. In his present condition he might take a nasty spill down a partially frozen waterway, and subject himself to further absences.
This is what happens when you decide to play hockey shortly after a wintery mix storm while misinterpreting the dosage chart on a chronic brownie. He’ll return once he is able to locate his lounge pants.
Until then, we leave you with this debate prompt: Is the following a violation of NAP, and why does every Pizza Hut in existence deserve to be burned to the ground?