Lebron now has more free time to read the first page of many books.

The Lakers are out of the NBA playoff race. Which is hilarious. Tiger is set to play in The Masters. Which is fantastic. Liverpool and Man City took control of their UCL quarterfinals ties, although one in much greater control than the other. They face off Sunday in a HUUUUUUUGE match in the PL. The other quarterfinals kick off today. And that’s sports.

Auctions are awesome. There’s no better way to determine the market value of something. Even if the value, like in this case, is based off cheating.

What amazing timing! It’s an amazing coincidence that all these wicked things are taken down when it’s politically expedient to do so. It’s almost as if they know everything about them and when/where/how they operate and simply don’t care until there’s political capital to gain by taking them down.

Weekend at Goonew’s”?

I fail to see the problem here. Was it his final show? Yes. Did the promoter say he’d be alive? No.  Everybody wins.

You guys need to stick it out. Be “New York Strong” or whatever you claim you are. What you don’t want to do is give in. Because that might bring you here. And we don’t want that.

I’m sure it was just a coincidence. As is the incestuous relationship with the campaign and the FBI. Yeah, that’s it. Just a coincidence.

I don’t really care about this. Sure, it would be nice to have an edit function for a few minutes after hitting send. But I’d rather see all the banned accounts invited back.

Grifter

OK. Where’s the money? You can’t possibly burn through that much money responsibly. Hell, I’m not sure BLM could get through that much so fast.

They’re gonna make them double-illegal next! Or triple-illegal! Just kidding. They’re going to go after legal owners and make it impossible for (most of) them to be able to afford a weapon. But the wealthy will be fine.

Nothing by The Cars today. (What the hell was Banjos thinking?) I’m going a little further back in time today. What a great, if overplayed, song. So is this one. Even though it gets less play than it deserves.

Enjoy them both. And enjoy this Wednesday, dear friends.