So much better than Detroit.

The Minnesoooooooda Wild are out. The Lightning, Bruins, and Oilers all pushed their series to a game 7. And this is sure as shit the wildest opening round of the hockey playoffs I’ve seen in some time. There’s basketball playoffs as well. At least that’s what I’ve been told. And this is a wild one. Also, get your shit together, ESPN. He’s not being held without bail. He’s being held until his bail hearing. The details are strange. So I ain’t gonna comment any more until the facts present themselves. Which they won’t, because she will get some money and will drop the accusation. Across the pond, Spuds thumped Arse-nal to keep their UCL hopes alive. And that’s sports.

I hope they catch this asshole. I also hope they don’t catch the other guy who undoubtedly escaped until he’s able to figure out where the one-armed man is who offed his wife. And there needs to me an oddly-located hydroelectric dam in there somewhere.

This is what Musk is wanting to know.

Twitter is in absolute chaos. Which is as it should be. And this is possibly the trump card Musk holds. (No pun intended.)  If the real numbers become public, not only will he pull out of the deal, Twitter will be absolutely fucked. Especially if they knew. Which they certainly did.  Stay tuned.

This tone-deaf asshole is even dumber than I thought. That’s 1/4 the amount you’re sending The Ukraine (once you overcome Rand Paul’s heroics)? And there’s a lot of people who consider our safety at home at least as important as theirs.  And no, I’m not saying they should spend either amount. I’m just saying the amounts, when looked at together, are pretty poor politics.

Norm, you magnificent bastard. Thank you for this. Even in death you’ll manage to make us laugh at something new.

It’s time to end the hate crimes against us.

This is justice. No wait, it doesn’t even go far enough.  It ought to be considered a hate crime. Because, in my opinion, it’s 100x worse than calling a chick with a dick “him” or “that mentally ill dude”. Which is, in fact, considered a hate crime on that island run by inbreds.

I doubt I’ll be offended. Unless they omit the Kennedy brother spit-roasting scene. Then I’ll be pissed.

It’s a common tale. One you’ve heard a thousand time. And will hear a thousand more. With as few details as this one.

Get over yourselves, weirdos. Nobody cares anymore. Apparently not even in Freakville, USA.

::shrug:: Oh well. More companies should have taken Michael Jordan’s comments about who buys shoes to heart.

Early… or late? You can’t go wrong either way, in my opinion. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this Friday and the weekend, dear friends.