ZED PREDICTS….LINKS.

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME SINCE ZARDOZ HAS ADDRESSED THE ASSEMBLED CHOSEN ONES. AS YOU MAY RECALL, ZARDOZ HAS HAD A MORE DIFFICULT TIME HAULING GRAIN TO THE VORTEX. THE WIZENED ONE IN YOUR CAPITAL HAS ORDERED MORE OF IT TURNED INTO AN INEFFICIENT FUEL. IT APPEARS THE UPCOMING TRANSPORTATION OF CHOICE WILL BE THE BRUTALCART!

COMING TO A VORTEX NEAR YOU.

ZARDOZ WILL ENDEAVOR TO PERSERVERE.

ZARDOZ UNDERSTANDS THAT THE HELVETIC CHOSEN ONE GIVES YOU A PREVIEW OF THE WEEK… ZARDOZ WILL GIVE ONE IN BRIEF;

THE ANIMAL ONE WILL START A NEW SERIES NEXT WEEK, YUSEF DESCRIBES “DISC GOLF” AND BEVERAGES TONIGHT. THE CHOSEN ONE “MLW” RETURNS WITH A RANT, RJ BRINGS FORTH GLIB CAR. SUGARFREE…ZARDOZ MUST KEEP HIS CIRCUITS INTACT…AND KBOLINO ON A PIPELINE (NOT THAT KIND). WHIZ COGITATES ON MORE BASEBALL MATHEMATICS, THEN A FINE DOCUMENTARY ENTERTAINMENT VIDEO, “CORONAZOMBIES” IS BROUGHT FORTH. THE DAILY STOIC RETVRNS, AND LATER IS…TBD.

NOW, RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK. GO FORTH AND SNARK!

  • PERHAPS ZARDOZ SHOULD SEE IF SPACE-X CAN HAUL GRAIN? THIS WOULD ALLOW ZARDOZ PLENTY OF FREE TIME TO PURSUE OUTSIDE INTERESTS…OVERSEEING THE CLEANSING OF THE FILTH OF BRUTALS, PLAYING CHESS AGAINST THE TABERNACLE, AND VISITING FRIEND STEVE SMITH.
  • IS THIS NOT WHAT SERVANTS ARE FOR? UNGRATEFUL TAX BRUTALS!
  • THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE KNOWN OF THIS FOR SOME TIME!

“Tabernacle, please disable Google tracking!”

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.