Co-co! Co-co!

The Celtics went off-script and took Game 1 of the NBA Finals.  Look to see the GSW shoot about 60 free throws in game 2 if necessary for them to win. Colorado blanked Edmonton to take a 2-0 series lead in the Campbell Conference Final. Coco Gauff made the French Open finals. And Phil Knight made a pitch to buy the Portland Trailblazers. I hope he changes their uniform color scheme to some neat shit and renames them the Portland Swoosh, just to be a dick. Ands that’s it for sports.

Before I get into the normal list of links, I’m going to give you an insight into the mind of a crazy person. I mean, “literally”?

Accurate.

OK, the minds of two crazy people. But in this one’s case, literally everybody is a giant, whether sleeping or otherwise.  Also, if he thinks these will be the two big issues to voters instead of the skyrocketing prices of literally everything, then he’s even dumber than I thought.

It’s an absolute shitshow. The problem is, he set it up so nobody would want him gone by installing a cold, unlikeable moron as his VP. So give him credit for that at least.

Ohio and Louisiana get it right. And anybody who disagrees with me would rather have the shooters go in against unarmed people and therefore are taking their side over that of the children.  (Yes, that’s how this argument works now.)

“So it was all for nothing then,” said some dude at the CIA (probably).

Child abuse (in more ways than one).

Wait, there’s people still accepting this madness? What a sad state of affairs. Also, I don’t want to ever hear anyone say “New York Strong” or a variation go it ever again.

Good for him. If you’re going to the government with your hand out, you may not want to kick them in the shin. (Yes, there are better analogies, but I couldn’t think of one.)

This was a bad decision when it came down and this makes it worse. Yes, he’s a piece of shit. But there are rules about evidence in a courtroom and the judge disregarded all of them.  I won’t be surprised if he gets the same treatment Cosby got where it gets to the state SC.

Come on Mother Earth. You gotta pump those numbers up. This are rookie numbers in this racket. Double them or GTFO.

Let’s speed that process up. The future Republic Of Texas will need that deepwater port finished in time for the secession. And I don’t want to wait until 2025.

Here you go. I know it’s a genre I may have never once played, yet here we are. And I’m starting with two rousing numbers. Hope you enjoy it half as much as I do. That dude is not nearly as appreciated as he should be.

That’s it. Now go enjoy this lovely Friday and even nicer weekend.