Should be fun.

The Stanley Cup final is set. Those Rangers fans shouldn’t have been talking shit after two games. Max won in Baku and the Ferraris completely shit the bed. Wimbledon is around the corner. The Astros have a nice big lead in the AL West. And the NBA Finals feels like it will take a month to complete at this pace.  Oh yeah, and Tennessee got knocked out of the CWS before they even got to Omaha. And that’s sports.

But how will this impact the next presidential election? I guess the CNN talking heads were unavailable for comment…to their own print edition.  Or maybe he’s just readying himself for 2028. Either way, a lot more people should be shamed for the way they propped this shitbag up to score political points. But they won’t be.

Child abuse.

“Appears”. Lots of things “appear” one way and end up being different. And the two parties involved in creation and testing don’t exactly have a good track record. I can assure you that poison isn’t going in my kids’ arms.

She’s baaaaaaaaaaack! No, not the evil one. The crazy one.

How the hell is this not a huge story? Oh yeah, because it’s pretty commonplace.

LOL, get a load of this fucking guy. I’m not a computer nerd, but it’s still hilarious to me.

This is unsurprising. I’ve got a solution: the government shouldn’t Owen the land in the first fucking place. Hold a public auction and get rid of it.

“Storm” might not be the right word here. From what I can see, the protest was mostly peaceful.  Hell, it was even more peaceful than mostly peaceful, since mostly peaceful means burning a bunch of shit to the ground after looting businesses. I guess the freedom to protest only goes one way.

More child abuse.

You’re defending child abuse and physical mutilation, you piece of shit. Not sure how this judge has any standing to issue this ruling. The law is pretty clear.

Here you go. Solid way to start the week if you ask me. And now I’ll turn the clock way back. What a fantastically diverse catalog they have. Enjoy two bookends of it.

And enjoy this fantastic Monday, dear friends.