Well, it looks like I’m heading back into the scientific saddle. A few conversations with a Distinguished Professor of Material Science and Engineering led to an offer from the local university to run some research projects and teach a course or two. This is particularly wonderful because the Distinguished prof really is distinguished, and who better to learn a whole new field of science from? And to show what a small town this really is, it turns out the house that Spudalicious just bought here used to be the professor’s.

I guess that birthdays aren’t generic, and to prove that, today’s include the original Good Humor man; one of the people responsible for turning modern American Judaism into the joke it’s become; Perot’s running mate; the guy responsible for Jethro Tull’s biggest hit; a guy who raised being a total dick to an art form; a piece of shit grifter who should have died a long time ago for the good of our country; the best gunfighter, medical researcher, and accountant in Hollywood; one of the few Maryland governors who didn’t wear the title of “defendant”; an actress who had two great things going for her; the greatest quarterback I ever saw play (and I thought Unitas would never be topped); a piece of shit quack destined for a new career; and a guy who fucked Selina Meyer.

Let’s see what Links bring us today.

 

You mean everything that’s been fed us about the bullshit war is a lie? I am shocked.

 

Some people just can’t shut the fuck up. 

 

Elon is clearly pissing someone off…

 

And someone didn’t tow the lion.

 

Did you hear the one about the Polish Molotov cocktail?

 

I just… can’t…. holy…. shit… ARMs????? NOW????????

 

Florida Boy.

 

Old Guy Music tends not to be generic. At least I hope not. I fully admit to being an obsessive fan of Lee Barber’s music. So was SP, and this was her favorite song of his.