Starting now!

Wimbledon quarterfinals start here at about the same time you’ll be reading this. The Astros and Yankees are making a joke out of their respective divisions. Joey Chestnut showed his athleticism. And that’s it for sports during these dog days of summer.

I’m surprised it’s lasted this long. Wrought iron exposed like that isn’t gonna last forever.  I just hope when they do get around to an actual restoration, they don’t hire the same crews that did the Notre Dame.

Good! All they did is fill orders for the stuff. They didn’t place the orders or ingest the items. Nice try, ambulance-chasers.

What?

This is the best evidence of dementia I’ve seen yet. Because if this dumb bastard actually believes what he’s saying, his mind is a pile of mush.

Go Easy, man. They truly were the Greatest Generation…even though they spawned the Boomers.

So edgy.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Or alternate headline: PAY ATTENTION TO ME! Take your pick.

They need to get their shit together. Or just go out of business. Yeah, that’s it. They need to go out of “business”.

“Sure, we failed. But we need to continue with our failures so we can succeed.” Uh, hey dumbass, your stupidity helped turn your city into a shithole. Maybe sit this one out.

What a crazy-ass story this is. Plastic surgery, yoga, sex…and murder!

I remember when these guys were really good. Seems like it was four decades ago. Oh yeah, because it was. Anyway, enjoy the, at their best. Or hate on them. They deserve both.

Now get out there and have a great day, dear friends!