Hoping for a repeat of this classic.

Another auction in the books, although there’s still a lot of post-sale work to do. Thanks to those who picked up the slack Thursday and Friday.

Apparently there was a crazy ass MMA fight Saturday night. I missed it. Congratulations to the Yankees for avoiding the four game sweep by winning last night. Curious to see if they can turn things around. I think they’re safe either way, since they built such a big lead coming in to the all star break. The Astros are staying at arm’s length from the Mariners. And the AL Central is going to be a lot of fun down the stretch.  Across the pond, Man City managed two late goals to salvage a draw at Newcastle. And Chelsea got driller by Leeds. Liverpool-ManUre play this afternoon in a colossal matchup of two teams that have started the season like ass. And that’s it for sports.

“We’re doing it for the kids!” No you’re not. You’re doing it for yourselves.

Closing arguments today in the retrial of the goofballs who got duped by FBI agents. Hopefully it’ll end the same as the other cases, in an acquittal. But we won’t know that for a day at least.

One of these posers will win.

The results of this will be amazing. All they ever talk about is identity politics and how useless each other were, even though they were all buddies two days before the new congressional maps were drawn.  It’s hilarious.

We need more of this. A lot more. This is what that city wants to be: a sanctuary. I say we send tens of thousands of the people crossing the Rio Grande there (if they want to, obviously) after explaining to them all the free things the city is willing to give them. It would be a win-win.

The grift is gonna continue after the election. I hope none of you are surprised. This shithead isn’t qualified to be anything but a parasite. So there’s no way she was going to go get a real job.

What a fantastically crazy dude.

The Worm is headed to Moscow. I can’t help but like this guy even though I really don’t care if he’s successful or not.

I’m sorry for your trouble. Go complain to someone else. Namely the government assclowns who have caused the price hikes and shortages to begin with.

Texas Pride! In the immortal words of Han Solo: Great, kid. Don’t get cocky.

Here you go. Dig that sweet sax. And here’s one that goes a little harder. Enjoy them both, dear friends.

And enjoy this magnificent Monday. I’ll be at the dentist’s office, so my odds are low.