Well, that was a bust. I wore the great leisure suit that WebDom picked out for me, the peach one, to our local bar and hangout. I waited for the expected onslaught of ladies hungry for Hot Man-Meat, which did not happen. The place was crowded since it’s move-in weekend for one of the colleges, so there was a lot of potential targets. But instead, I got a lot of funny looks and people backing away when I approached. Doing my first line check, my fly was closed. No boogers hanging out of my nose. What could be the problem?

I found WebDom and had her observe. She looked very thoughtful, as if she were trying to suppress laughter. “I think I see the issue- this is too avant garde, too modern fashion for a hick town like this. It would play better in New York City, where this is all the rage. You know what might make this a bit less jarring to the yokels? A different color. How about we try this again next week, but using the powdered blue leisure suit?” What a great idea! I have an amazing and thoughtful daughter.

Birthdays today include the grandson of our best president; the Norman Rockwell of poetry; SugarFree’s muse; an architect who created some of the worst shit ever erected; an author who wrote some of the worst shit ever published; a guy who shared a barber with Marty Allen; a demonstration that in an ugly pool, shit rises; a guy who, in any kind of just universe, would have been our greatest president ever; a delightful guy who set me on the path of my early career in science; a guy who shared a barber with Geert Wilders; perhaps the greatest chef in America; the pioneer of screaming rock; an absolutely brilliant singer/songwriter; a guy who made his fortunes as a punchline; and a woman who made her fortunes as a punchline.

Let’s get on with Links.

 

Totally expected.

 

“My bank account needs refilling, stat!”

 

Whereby routine PM can be politicized.

 

While I’m cutting and pouring glass, this is what other scientists are doing.

 

Every once in a while, Culture Warriors are right.

 

“Our country is fucked up. What can we do for a distraction?”

 

It’s totes OK when leftist politicians and religious “leaders” say this.

 

I don’t often agree with Politico, but this time, yeah.

 

And here I thought Utah was the Powder Capital of the United States.

 

Old Guy Music is an absolutely wonderful tune featuring one of our Birthday Boys. Like I said, brilliant.