No sports today. There’s simply nothing going on besides baseball, and that’s no more exciting than it was a couple days ago. But don’t despair. College football and F1 are both coming up in a few days.

Take off your mask.

I’m not so sure I agree with this lawsuit. The exceptions are pretty clear for traffic stops as well as the subject of an interaction. I don’t think keeping people 8 feet away is such an outrageous request. That’s literally three steps. Which is about the distance someone can cover in half a second, should they have the desire to do harm. At the same time, I don’t think a wholesale restricting of recording is right in the least. So I look at this law as a pretty decent compromise and in the best interests of everyone involved. So of course the ACLU focuses its energy here rather than a million other things it could go after that are a lot more blatant infringements than this.

Nikki Fried gets burnt to a Crist in Florida governor’s primary. Now Crist will face DeSantis in one of the most widely-anticipated races in the fall.

I have some safety measures you can consider: Stay in your offices. Or resign. Problem solved.

They’re both losers

The misogynists beat the anti-semites. At least that’s what the candidates claimed voting for their opponent would have been. Well, anyway it looks like Jerry Nadler will be back in the House again next year to continue his grift, while Maloney will have to settle for continuing her grift at a think-tank or TV network. God knows she’s not qualified to do anything else after sucking at the governmental teat for so long.

This dude’s brain has turned to mush. I almost start to feel bad for him. But then I remember “Rookie Of The Year” and “Surviving The Game” and I no longer do.

I wonder if this vote-buying scheme is going to work. I no longer wonder if it’s legal, since we’re already living in a banana republic. But I am curious how they’ll sell this to non-college educated people, whose taxes will now partially pay for the useless degrees of puppeteers and women studies Phd’s.

Shit.

Sweet freaking Jesus. Why is this being done? It’s already been done twice: once incredibly well and once poorly done. There’s no “third time’s a charm” rule for remakes. They always get progressively worse, with the exception of “Dune”, I suppose. But they’ve only done that one twice and the first one was so bad it would have been improved upon by Claymation.

Holy shit, that just gave me a great idea: some Hollywood leftist ought to remake Red Dawn again. But this time they can have a gritty group of city youths defending against an invading force of stereotypical hicks from Texas and Florida who plot to take over their urban paradise. Somebody get Tom Hanks or Ron Howard on the phone! “Red(neck) Dawn” needs to be a thing.

Dammit, this is one of my greatest fears. I routinely have mild panic attacks when going over a really high bridge or one of those triple overpasses. This isn’t going to help me overcome that.

Here’s a solid rock song for you. My first date behind the wheel was with a girl obsessed with this band. And here’s another one by them. Note on the date: it went fine until I got pulled over for doing donuts in the high school parking lot. I came to a stop nose to nose with a cruiser whose lights were flashing. I didn’t get a ticket but he called my dad and I got grounded for a week. But man, did I ever lay some serious fucking smoke with those tires.

Anyway, that’s it. Go have a great day, dear friends.