This week is kicking my ass already…I’ll get right to it.
Mexico sends their foreign minister to pursue an end to the Ukraine war.
Not a bad idea. If I were running from Mexico, Israel would probably be one of the last places they’d look.
That’s a lot of kids in cages.
The latest sign of economic recovery in the US…one of its closest trading partners raising interest rates over 9%.
My generation disappoints me. Fentanyl seems so gauche. At least cocaine in the 80’s was glamorous, and you know what? It still is.
Good news! You can get gay-married in Cuba. The bad news? Its still Cuba.
I have no idea if this is the Eric Clapton version, but the thumbnail looked alright,
So they are sending their best?
Tomas Zeron –“Wait a minute! I identify as Palestinian!”
I wonder how many angry cables the US State Department is sending to Mexico over that.
“Telegram from a Herr Zimmerman…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY788Wu8GS0
Biden will just shoot off his mouth and threaten a nuclear strike.
Those are some plucky kids to walk all the way from South America by themselves.
Hurricanes are hardly the worst thing about Cuba. Before communism not only could they just replace shit that got blown down, it was in stronger shape in the first place.
Not Clapton, but not too bad if you like Heroin Chic.
Cocaine?
Ride the White Pony.
White Pony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YvfVrawBRk
“’cause he had the needle and the spoon”
I’ve see the needle use the man
No.
Rochelle Walensky — Make sure your kids get the 2 for 1 Vaccine, Covid and Influenza.
My company is offering flu shots starting Oct 4. In the past I would have gotten one, but now I have no faith that it won’t contain a Covid “booster”.
No thanks.
Public schools are ruining kids.
Crowds of students have begun to walk out of Northern Virginia schools in protest of Gov. Youngkin’s proposed restrictions on transgender students’ rights.
It’s not like kids in NoVA are learning anything in school.
How much extra credit are they getting?
Cuba held a rare referendum Sunday on an unusually contentious law — a government-backed “family law” code that would allow same-sex couples to marry and adopt, as well as outlining the rights of children and grandparents.
Maybe now leftists will flock to Cuba.
Education, “free” health care, and gay marriage? It sounds like paradise.
While Cuba was officially — and often militantly — atheist for decades after the 1959 revolution led by Fidel Castro
And Che would have you killed if you were gay.
Or Che’s feelings towards blacks. It’s amazing that progressives idolize this guy.
Mexico sends their foreign minister to pursue an end to the Ukraine war.
In other completely unrelated news, the US announces air strikes on Mexico.
He’s probably brokering a deal to send a bunch of drugs to Ukraine in exchange for all that cash that’s floating around now.
Speaking of Ukraine…
I don’t understand why the tolerant, loving left is so insistent on removing natives from American culture.
Sen. Raphael Warnock (D-GA) and Democrat gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams are avoiding taking a stance on changing the name of the Atlanta Braves after the White House said Monday it supports having a “conversation” about it.
“The Biden Administration wants to make traffic light nutrition labels mandatory on the front of food packaging and offer counseling to overweight people as part of a massive crackdown on the nation’s bulging waistline.
The former proposal would see all food and drink sold in stores or supermarkets carry a warning about their salt, fat and sugar content on the front of the product — either in a color-coded or star rating system.
If it gets the go-ahead, it would mark a step up from the existing setup which allows processed food companies to only have to put nutritional information on the backs of packaging.
The White House said the plan is designed ‘to help consumers, particularly those with lower nutrition literacy, quickly and easily identify foods that are part of a healthy eating pattern’.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11254439/Biden-unveils-plan-mandatory-traffic-light-nutrition-labels-food-drink.html
Maybe stop subsidizing corn syrup?
Interesting spin on reality from the dailymail. I’ve fixed it.
It will work as well as California’s prop 65 labeling.
As if the government’s food advice is any good.,
Color coded alert pyramid!
That was one of the comments.
From sister article:
“[The White House] said it would work to expand Medicaid and Medicare access to obesity counseling and nutrition….
“Under to the White House plan, Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program eligibility would be expanded, children would get better access to free meals, and summer benefits would be extended to more schoolkids.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11254317/Bidens-plan-end-U-S-HUNGER-2030-tackle-obesity.html
“You get a government benefit, and you get a government benefit, and you get a government benefit, …!”
/President Oprah
I kinda feel like children are drowning in government-sponsored free meals right now.
Except they don’t eat em. I would wager an audit of food prepared vs. food tossed/not picked up would show this.
This is going to be so popular. Please do this.
I hear a lot of UK snacks and drinks suck now with the recent mandatory sugar limits.
Kind of like I have to add salt to anything that comes out of a box now.
Really? I haven’t noticed that. The only boxed stuff I use is Goya and Near East rice stuff, and they both have more salt than I would use if I made the same thing from scratch.
Check height and weight at door of food store. Only permitted to buy so many good calories if overweight. Fuck “my body my choice.”. Coming soon to a totalitarian nation very very near you.
+1 Philly Wawa rampage.
Now’s an excellent time to increase food prices.
IKR?
“Man charged with killing Michigan night news anchor was visiting the victim’s girlfriend four times a WEEK while he slept in next room – before ‘beating him to death'”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11255167/Suspected-killer-Michigan-news-anchor-visit-house-four-times-week.html
snuff cuck porn?
Wasn’t Cuck Porn that guy Biden beat up?
Nice.
Either a cuckolding kink gone badly wrong, or some Nice People opening their home to the Less Fortunate.
Either way, that’s some world-class parenting there, Nicole.
Sheesh, So the kids’ mom’s boyfriend killed their father and hit the 10 year boy with a hammer. Not enough therapy in the world for that boy.
And she fled the house without him. I’m not saying she was wrong to, she probably thought he was dead, but that’s still some extra baggage for him to carry around.
He’ll learn a valuable lesson: chicks dig bad boys.
Uniter in Chief.
Biden, who recently urged Americans to treat “MAGA Republicans” like a terror threat: “Pray that we figure out how to come together better than we have so far”
We can start by getting rid of Joe “Never met a situation I didn’t escalate” Biden.
President Kamala Harris? To be honest Joe has set the bar so low. I’m not sure she can be any worse.
I don’t know, does she go around calling people who didn’t vote for her “a threat to democracy”, “a clear and present danger”, or “domestic terrorists”?
I believe she calls people who didn’t vote for her, Just about everyone.
She’s going to defect to utopian North Korea when she visits the border Thursday. At least she is visiting a border.
At least she won’t be carrying any Intelligence or secret stuff like Snowden or the that other guy/girl.
We could be united if those stupid, dangerous bastards on the other side would just shut up and sit down.
on the other side would just
shut up and sit downconfess their sins and beg forgiveness.Theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVM5Z5ccDT4
They just can’t hide their giddiness at the thought of innocent Germans freezing this winter.
https://www.revolver.news/2022/09/neocon-anne-applebaum-polish-husband-thanks-usa-for-blowing-up-nord-stream/
Apparently your business is supplying hatred.
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/25/nyregion/bulldozer-indian-parade-new-jersey.html
Do these dummies not realize that whoever did it just committed an act of war?
As Swiss reminded me on the last thread, the Russians are giving up on Europe and building infrastructure towards China. But I wonder if everyone will be laughing if some of these pipelines start bubbling up to the top of the Atlantic.
I’m curious if anyone has thought to ask the US government if they know anything about this.
There’s been so many acts of war so far, why not one more?
The bad cat believes it’s the US too.
https://boriquagato.substack.com/p/nordstream-of-consciousness
The US better hope this winter isn’t all that bad in Europe.
I don’t think the US gives a shit.
About losing long time allies? I mean I don’t but it seems weird.
“Under to the White House plan, Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program eligibility would be expanded, children would get better access to free meals, and summer benefits would be extended to more schoolkids.”
Let’s just turn the schools into soup kitchens, where anybody can come for a free meal. And the bums can sleep in the classrooms at night.
Couple finds fully-automatic M16s in storage cases bought online
You fools. Keep that shit.
No shit. Why tell anyone?
That’s weird, I had the exact opposite reaction.
Damn straight! Imma bout to put in an order for some cases myself!
Exactly. Idiots.
Bury it for a couple of years.
Shovel, shut the fuck up, and shoot.
“One of the strictest things we have in the military is weapons accountability.
HA!
When I worked for the cop car builders, we serviced all sorts of fed vehicles, and we were always finding guns in trunks, along with a shitload of drugs. And we would always call them, and they would always come in hot and bothered. The drugs were the worst, and we would always tell them “would we call you if it was ours?”
I also used to know the daughter of a ATF agent, and he had a great story about his Crown Vic being stolen with a trunk of full auto’s.
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Even in the military, things go…missing. Very unpleasant for everyone when sensitive items are unaccounted for, and may spend a lot of time looking for them, but if they aren’t found, they aren’t found.
Ha ha. That Hunter Bidet pic.
Has anyone around here ever watched the class of videos where folks go poking around abandoned mines? It’s addicting. They find some pretty cool stuff…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPCF_LsRFqY
I hope they take either Lassie or Barney Fife with them when they enter old, unsafe mines.
I’ve been in a few old mines, but no way am I clambering hundreds of feet down wooden ladders constructed 100 years ago like these guys.
I watch the ones were they explore abandoned boats. Those are cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9VklbfPRB4
I don’t know what compelled me, but I thought for giggles I’d go see what Snopes said about Biden’s “five times faster” bullshit line a month or so a go. Wow. I knew Snopes was bad, but holy fuck…I didn’t know it was this bad:
Yes, he said it and it’s technically wrong, but this is too important to get wrapped up in details and unimportant facts.
Truthiness
“And of course we’d give the same benefit of the doubt to Trump or any other Republican”.
Nothing happened at the Vegas music festival. Move along.
General rule of thumb – according to the Feeb, in a typical year, more people are murdered with blunt instruments than with rifles of any description.
Hurricane Ian thinks it’s going to First me, but the joke is on it. I will First it. I will First it like a hurricane myself, just like I do to the Glibertariat on a daily basis.
FIRST YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
BOW BOW BOW bow bow
Staying at my fiance’s relatives. They listen to MNBC all day. I think that if bite my tongue any harder I may bleed to death.
*MSNBC
Do they have a bar?
Eat all their food and clog their toilets.
And every morning talk about how you had sex with her the night before. Bigly. The best ever.
“Ask Damon: Should I get my anti-vax friends’ baby vaccinated without telling them?”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/advice/2022/09/23/ask-damon-antivax-friends-baby/
That’s not what “friend” means.
If you want to get shot, go ahead
Pretty much.
Pay-blocked.
I wonder what the answer is.
“I make $80 djollarts and our…”
You know enough progressives to be able to guess.
I was surprised. He spends paragraphs extoling the virtues of his pro-vax stance, and then says this:
Well, I haven’t lost all faith in humanity then.
“Spain’s Minister of Equality Irene Montero: “Childrenx” have the right to consent to sexual relations with adults”
https://twitter.com/BonillaJL/status/1573717076824432640
No.
I’m so jealous we don’t have a “Minister of Equality”.
Do parents have the right to kill those adults?
“History has accurately recorded that the liberals of every era were morally ahead of their time, and that the conservatives of every era were the villains. History just doesn’t identify them as liberals and conservatives, so as not to hurt the feelings of today’s conservatives….
They would also figure out that not only are today’s liberals on the correct side of every issue, history will ultimately conclude that today’s liberals weren’t nearly liberal enough – just as history already shows that every previous generation’s liberals weren’t liberal enough.”
https://twitter.com/PalmerReport/status/1573855598017335296
Imagine being this far up your own ass.
That is pretty sharp.. go back and retroactively label everything history judges as good as being from your team
They famously did this with slavery and Jim Crow, claiming that the Republicans and Democrats switched sides. Genius!
We did the new deal! But not eugenics!!
So, what is happening with this ruptured natural gas pipeline in Europe?
“They” are saying there was an underwater explosion and two pipelines are damaged and therefore sabotage.
“They” also say Russia makes no sense, since all Russia needs to do is not send gas down the pipe.
“They” also point out that Biden said the US would attack those pipelines if needed.
“They” are not all the same person, because “they” also say this is how you know it is a Russian false flag operation to make it look like the CIA.
anyone making any sense out of this mess?
No, and I’m not expecting a straight answer – perhaps ever.
I don’t need an answer. Just ask them about it. When they don’t deny it, I’ll have a good idea.
“Putin is a terrible villain! this is all his fault”
I mean, we all know that’s what Sullivan is going to say.
I’d agree that Putin in an evil villain. I mean unless you compare him with Biden. Or Trudeau. Or Merkel. Or Boris Johnson, or pretty much any democrat politician in the USA. Or Klaus, the real villain living in a lair under a volcano with a cat named Mr. Bigglesworth.
Yes. The media lie about everything that happens in Ukraine or about Russia.
Biden did say the pipeline would cease to exist. I’m guessing he blurted out something that was discussed in meetings, but God didn’t get her hand over his mouth quickly enough. Combined with Mr. Applebaum thanking the US, I’m leaning towards us doing it. At best, Biden gave cover for Russia to pull a false flag, and they can now say, “Don’t blame us for your cold homes this winter. Those guys blew up the pipeline. We want to sell you gas, but those elites would rather see you freeze.” Divide and conquer. But ultimately, I don’t really know either.
I’m sure he’s going to supply Europe with all that fuel they need to heat their homes this winter, so it’s all good.
In any other context, if I threatened to do “X” to you if you do “A,” when you do “A” and then “X” happens, we might not immediately conclude you did “X”, but you sure as shit would be among any sane, reasonable investigator’s prime suspect. And we’d be asking for alibis, checking your phone records, etc.
ONLY in politics does the happening of “A” immediately produce media explanations about why it MUST BE someone other than the
politicianMFer who explicitly threatened to do it.Well it wasn’t me.
That’s just what a guilty person would say!
Definitely Tulpa would say that.
Your daily dose of Sanford and son:
https://youtu.be/pydkhXCmruU
NSFL: Rachel Dolezal has an OnlyFans.
Like most things on Twatter, I don’t even understand what is going on with that.
OK, I think I see now. For 9.99 I can be one of her only fans? Can I just borrow your user ID and pwd for now, DEG?
I’d have to be on OnlyFans for you to do that.
“Mexico sends their foreign minister to pursue an end to the Ukraine war.”
I hate to break it to the guy, but the rest of his continent are not interested in ending a war, they’re interested in escalating it all the way to nuclear.
Anyone still here?
After remembering the deadline, I came up with an idea at the grocery store. I could write in any style I wanted. Had done it once for the paper before. Was gonna talk about the delay in my posts cuz I’d been looking for an apartment. That, and how good it is to not see masks as compared to Korea.
Got home and nailed my own deadline, of writing it in an hour. Pumped it out and it’s damn good for it’s supposed to be. Was able to use the new easy posting system to schedule it to go out to our paying customers who ticked the box to receive such pieces. I checked 8pm and off it directly went to 2,300 people.
Big rung on my ladder. Next…is for them to see what abilities I DO have. I’ll learn newspaper style, but I’ve presently got what I’ve honed. They run a whole slew of other papers. Syndicate me and spread me round. That ladder’s got a bit more grip.
I ain’t gonna run it through the posting system myself right now, though I will later. Seems prudent to share.
Onward, upward, always.
“Anyone still here?”
Maybe only me. They are all playing crossword puzzles or something.
Well. Cheers to you, bud,
*lights up bowl*
Sigh. Looking for work and expecting a test. Been over 30 days now. Sure would love a toke.