This weekend my son put on the Treehouse of Horror from the second season of The Simpsons.  We had a brief exchange where I had to explain to him the joke where Kang and Kodos were showing them their TV and Bart asked if it got HBO.

“No, that would cost extra.”

Now I feel old.

 

Mexico is definitely in a recession—after the election, of course.

I guess that’s one way to get the US to re-establish order in Haiti, offer to get a UN-led coalition involved.

Fuck that, and fuck you too FIFA.

Its terrible how Trump Brandon treats asylum-seekers.

Here’s my attempt at a man-o-sphere style analysis of the Brazilian presidential debate:

First Lula denies he is friends with other communists.  Bolsonaro calls him out as a liar, then proceeds in a master class of how to be the biggest dick in the room.

Watch his subtle but confident hand gesture close to the chest as to imply a personal insult.   Next he uses his larger stature to his advantage by leaning forward into Lula’s space.  Lula is beneath him, and its best to remind him of such.  This is akin to the mob boss that incredulously accusing somebody of insulting him in his house.

Lula then walks back to hide behind his podium.  Bolsonaro seeing the obvious advantage here, cleverly remains resolute, in the same spot rather than walking into the center of the camera’s field of view to deliver his soliloquy.  This allows the viewer to see Lula is barely there in the place assigned to him, as he will remain there when it really matters.  Then when he approaches the audience still leave Lula in view so they can still see he is in hiding.

Now turn the audio on.  Bolsonaro speaks in a forceful, yet measured tone. The same one would choose should he need to remind his son why he is a disappointment.  He does nearly the same thing here, physically encroaching upon Lula and using the same gesture.  Regardless of who wins the vote, Bolsonaro clearly won the debate.  Even Al Jazeera agrees.

How did I do?

 

A tune for the ages…. of 45-55.