Happy Saturday, for those of you on my side of the Date Line. I appear to have misremembered the timing of the links, but luckily our crack team of TPTB corrected me. A SMITH relative has been dispatched to my location for rape-medial training. Hopefully not the skunk ape. OMWC is off prepping The Van for Halloween, and brewing up some specialty candies to give the kiddies around him a night they’ll never remember.

I also have a kill list that I would describe as “active”, but is really more of a target of opportunity list.

There’s something fishy about this.

Hitmen in my area are dumb. Witnesses are generally a bad idea.

She seems nice.