Relax that was just clickbait, but as it turns out Musk inserted himself into my day in more ways than one.

This is my review of Odd13 Prince of Putts Helles Lager:

Relax, I am going to avoid talking about the one billionaire everyone simultaneously hates to love and loves to hate.  Today I would like to shed light on something we can all agree on:   Bear Patrol.

While it may seem a useful in this day and age, with all those bear attacks, has it occurred to anyone to ask WHY there has been a resurgence of wildlife attacks in our fair cities?

Woke Politics.

What? Do you think this is a joke?  This is a serious analysis performed by a wildlife expert.  An expert says so!

Nelson believes the situation was preventable, but argued state officials have prioritized a “touchy-feely, nonsensical woke wildlife management” that is “putting the public at risk.”

“This is a complete tragedy on both sides. Nobody wins,” Nelson said. “Encounters like this… are avoidable.”

Nelson noted that fall is the time of year that bears “pack on as much as they can because they’re coming into hibernation.”

What does getting woke have to do with this?

Nelson pointed out that state officials restricted the spring bear hunting season and passed laws that made it more difficult to hunt bears during the normal season. The result has been a steady increase in the population of bears, increasing the risks of similar negative human interactions with the animals.

One of those rules the state passed to make hunting bears more difficult was banning the use of dogs to pursue bears. Nelson noted that state officials are still able to use dogs to track bears involved in attacks, including the one over the weekend.
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So, now, we as taxpayers have to pay for this activity rather than have the hunter – who is buying tags and licenses – providing money for the state.”

I suppose this isn’t really a joke.  Given the propensity for progressive politicians to ignore the obvious solution to the problem and simply throw money at a program designed to poorly address the symptoms to the consequences of their policies—we will soon all be paying for a community bear patrol.  Which if this takes place, would make for the most absurd Simpsons prediction yet.

Now, would anyone like to purchase this rock?

 

Helles no? Helles yeah!  At least they didn’t bite on the obvious pun.  There is very little to say about this one, as it is simply a competently made alternative to the ubiquitous Pilsner or IPA.  Even if the style is fairly popular in my neck of the woods that may not be so in yours.  Which makes it a more than welcome change of pace.  Also handy to pick up to make fun of a buddy that is flying too close to the sun…Which I did (Old Man). Odd13 Prince of Putts Helles Lager: 3.1/5