…but I have no idea what it is.  Seriously, it’s big, it’s rare, it’s important and I just can’t bring myself to gather the focus and mental energy to figure it out.  I’ve got some sort of sinus infection that’s been keeping me from sleeping and I’ve gone through more than fifty tissues today.  I’ve had two (2) coworkers come up to me and hand me cooftests.  Fortunately, I showed the second one my negative result from earlier and they went away.

Ok, so what’s going on is that on Monday we’ve got the inner planets aligning, but not the sun.  And in this alignment, Mars is retrograde.  The sun being absent is a bad sign, does Mars retrograde mean peace, bad war, transmasculinity (especially in relation to the moon and Venus?) Fuckit, I can’t bring myself to care.  But good luck and/or watch out on Monday.  Signs so clear that I have no difficulty reading them is that on Wednesday we’ve got Jupiter going station direct (woo hoo!  Good times!) in Pisces (feasting and plenty).  Then Thursday night-ish there’s an excellent opportunity to engage in some marital relations with the classic Mercury-Venus-Moon alignment.

It’s the Circle of Fluff — once she was the annoying little puppy, now it’s her turn to suffer through the experience

Scorpio: King of Swords reversed – Cruelty, perversity, barbarity, perfidy, evil intention.

Sagittarius: 7 of Coins reversed – Cause for anxiety regarding money, especially investments

Capricorn: Judgement reversed – Weakness, pusillanimity, simplicity, deliberation, decision, sentence.

Aquarius: 2 of Cups – Love, passion, friendship, affinity, union, concord, sympathy

Pisces: The World – Assured success, recompense, voyage, route, emigration, flight, change of place.

Aries: 3 of Cups reversed – Expedition, dispatch, achievement, end. It signifies also the side of excess in physical enjoyment, and the pleasures of the senses (i.e. a wicked hangover)

Taurus: 10 of Wands – Oppression; fortune, gain, any kind of success, and then it is the oppression of these things. False-seeming, disguise, perfidy. Otherwise known as “Mo money, mo problems.”

Gemini: 9 of Wands – Strength in opposition/defense, delay, suspension, adjournment. 

Cancer: Queen of Coins reversed – Evil, suspicion, suspense, fear, mistrust.

Leo: Death reversed – Inertia, sleep, lethargy, petrifaction, somnambulism; hope destroyed.

Virgo: 6 of Cups – past and of memories, looking back, new relations, new knowledge, new environment.

Libra: 2 of Coins – Recreation, news and messages in writing, obstacles, agitation, trouble, embroilment.

Such a tolerant little girl.