“They are dismantling the sleeping middle class. More and more people are becoming poor. We are their cattle. We are being bred for slavery.”

They Live

*Removes hat

If ever a movie predicted the state of current affairs, it was this one. This movie has had such a profound impact on our national conscience.  Many people haven’t even seen it, yet they know the references.  “I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum….” The “OBEY” sign. On and on this movie created subtle ripples in the national conscience.

You know what though? It got a little hard to get a hold of They Live for years. It was released on DVD in 2012, then stock ran out and it was not reissued on Blu Ray until 2022.  Time and sales departments overlooked this film, and streaming services also didn’t have it either. I am hoping a new generation of Glibs will get a chance to watch this. One really nice thing about this copy is it is nice and clean.  A new Blu Ray transfer.  Even if you saw this movie years ago, it is worth watching again to see what you missed from your poopy VHS or DVD copy.

In case you are the book type, this was based on a short story entitled “Eight O’Clock in the Morning” by Ray Faraday Nelson. The movie is based loosely on this short story so don’t expect a Roddy Piper character.

Now, some things this movie got wrong. Not many, but some:

  • In the movie the aliens are Republicans and love free-enterprise.  Yet somehow they want to enslave everyone?  As we all know now, the aliens are marxists. Just roll with it. The movie is from  1988*.
  • It is possible to both chew bubblegum and kickass at the same time.
  • The currency says “THIS IS YOUR GOD.”  That should have been behind the president or on government pamphlets. The money should have said “THIS IS TOTALLY A VALID CURRENCY” instead just to keep people asleep as to the risks of fiat currency.

What are some other Thanksgiving offerings you could show to the family tonight?

  • Thankskilling:  It’s by Gravitas Ventures! It must be quality!  There’s a sequel, Thankskilling 3.  Yes, I have seen both. Got unwanted relatives hanging around late?  This solves the problem. Killer turkey kills people. Free streaming for both.
  • The Last Thanksgiving Haven’t seen it. Came out in 2020.  Has Linnea Quigley in it though!  A family spends Thanksgiving hunting down people who don’t celebrate Thanksgiving. Available for free streaming.
  • Don’t feel like hanging around the house?  You might still be able to catch a showing of Black Friday (2021) in the theaters.  Note that there are a ton of films with that name so do not be deceived. Bruce Campbell is in this particular movie somewhere. Also available for sale via Amazon or the streaming service of your choice.
  • Death Toilet 4: Brown Snakes on a Plane:  Do you live outside of Canada where you can’t just ask someone to kill you?  I have good news! There’s a new Death Toilet! This series is popular enough to have three prequels.  Some people love it. I’ll bet your relatives won’t.  I can’t even find where you can rent it, buy it, etc…  Eventually it will be on Tubi with the other three.

Well folks, I wish you all a very happy Thanksgiving.  Even if you aren’t in America.  Chances are you aren’t even watching this tonight which is fine.  The company that just reissued They Live is a regular content provider on TUBI and the movie is likely to be available for a very long time.  I will see you all next week as December begins.  It’s Christmas season, so I am putting together a list of wonderful films in the spirit of Christmas.

So watch!  Or don’t!  Everything is still voluntary…. for now.

*Note: OK, so maybe it was a little true back then that the Republicans were creepy. It was released about a month before the election of Bush I, who ushered in the RINOs.  Also – is the timing of the release of They Live suspicious? Designed to help Dukakis? One can only guess.  (Tinfoil hat grows three sizes, crinkling intensifies).

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(h/t: The Hyperbole)