Back to real football now.

Argentina won the World Cup. On penalties, which is exciting but kinda sucks. The Patriots lost a football game by being stupid and are now on the outside looking in on the playoffs. And these baseball free agent signings get more ridiculous by the day.  And that’s it for sports.

This could be a game-changer. I’ve seen the ones for tomatoes, but now we’re getting down to the fine motor skills for more tedious and precise work, which will make this tech the standard in the very near future.  The implications on immigration, overhead costs, and other areas will be interesting to say the least.

This doesn’t exist.

Many connected Europeans will be nervous after this announcement. Who will head the group that allows them access to underage Africans going forward? Guess we’ll have to wait and see.

Solving the big problems. Heaven forbid they’d work on the out-of-control anti-Semitic attacks or the rat problem.

This should be the story of the year. If not the decade. Strangely, the first three sources I get links from made no mention of it whatsoever.

Thanks a lot, global warming. Oh wait, its “climate change” now, which means everything in both directions can be blamed on it.

Pedo-protecting commie scum

I wouldn’t wish poor health on anybody…but I might be willing to make an exception for this clown. He needs to go.

How is this newsworthy? Until recently, under-performers would just be fired. Now it involves pleading and introspection. What happened to the business world?

Why would he return it? It served its purpose. It helped the one-eyed jack(ass) get reelected and that’s all that matters. Seriously though, I don’t even know how one would go about returning a campaign contribution once it’s been spent. Also, this guy has been a massive disappointment on so many fronts, this doesn’t even matter in the grand scheme of things.

Let’s get in the spirit. Such a great holiday jam.And here’s another great track. What a musical genius. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this incredibly chilly Monday, dear friends.