These people cannot be satiated.  I suppose we knew this, but this is a bit more troubling than entertaining.

This is my review of Alesmith Evil Dead Red:

Antifa’s assault on Baghdad cir. 2003

It began long ago, but picked up steam following the death of George Floyd.  Everyone began finding statues of people that were apparently evil and pulled them down.  It was the thing within the thing, within the other thing in 2020.  You all remember what I mean?

Probably.

Since this was clearly some Year Zero nonsense, the question was what were they planning to replace them with?  One university in the UK tried…and apparently failed:

Students have accused a university of “greenwashing” after it spent almost £24,000 on a life-size statue of Greta Thunberg.

Winchester University has been accused of ignoring its commitment to the environment by protesters.

They have called for beef to be taken off the canteen menu, as well as cheaper vegan options and buildings to be made more energy efficient as opposed to “wasting money on meaningless statues”.

Student union president Megan Ball criticised the decision to erect the statue when it was unveiled in 2021, saying it showed that cuts and students’ mental health were not prioritised enough by Winchester.

Locals have also been left shocked by the move, due to the Swedish activist having no connection with the Hampshire city.

Idiots.  Something I wanted to bounce off everyone here:  has anyone else noticed the corporate media habit of using a single sentence as a paragraph?  When did that begin?  Its almost like they are trying to keep everyone from linking together more than one concept in order to form a complete thought or opinion on the subject matter in question.  Either that or modern journalists can’t themselves put more than one together. Weird.

Which one of you assholes did this?

At any rate, since even Greta* can’t even satisfy these people I submit all statues and corporate art be replaced by polished metal obelisks.  These also popped up in 2020 for some reason, but mostly caught the attention of conspiracy or troll sites.

After all, what better way to promote the ideology of eco-communism than a cold, dead block of polished metal where the only shred of humanity visible is your own bleak, decrepit reflection staring back!?

 

When people think of Evil Dead, they probably think of the 1981 Sam Raimi horror classic of the same name.  In which case if you are thinking of the 1981 classic, think of this beer.  If you are thinking of the 2013 remake, do not think of this beer… Its an annual release around Halloween but as it happens it doesn’t say IPA on it, so it will stay on the shelves for several weeks before randos like me who actually like reds will come across it.  This is quite hoppy, malty but an ultimately balanced assault on your palate.  It makes me look back fondly about the one time I watched the 1981 Sam Raimi classic.  No, I didn’t score, it was a bunch of dudes. Alesmith Evil Dead Red: 3.8/5, 6.66% ABV, 10 IBU

 

*Yes, the Old Man’s infamous prize is still good…and unclaimed.  He’ll even reimburse the cost of Astroglide…bring a receipt.