Since the breakup with NPR Lady (completely amicable!), I’ve been thinking, “How much more unsuitable can I get?” The answer was delivered to me yesterday. I spent the afternoon with another NPR Lady (does this come with the second X chromosome?), but instead of being a rather passive, if believing, recipient of government propaganda, she’s actually an activist. She’s written several books on lobbying, PACs, and is a passionate advocate for public financing of elections. We have a dinner date planned for next week. Spud advises everyone to lay in a stock of popcorn.

And there’s a stock of birthdays today as well, including a guy who furnished several American victories; the Ron Jeremy of his day; a guy who loved you, baby; a poor man’s Red Skelton; a guy who was to sword-and-sandals what Clint Eastwood was the spaghetti westerns; a singer-songwriter with a million dollar smile; easily the most dishonest AG since John Mitchell; and the true star of Buffalo Bill.

Let’s dooooo eeet.

 

Well, somebody isn’t buying into the Domino Theory. Bad Germans, Bad, Bad! /hits them on the snout with a rolled up Der Spiegel

 

Getting the old band back together.

 

“We’ll begin a process to evaluate ways to study this, then get back to you. Now gimmee the money.”

 

Don’t get in the way of Nikole’s grift.

 

Sometimes there’s a happy ending.

 

Local news. This area is hilarious.

 

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