The Dean wanted to see me. “Dr. Candy, we need you to take charge of all the glass recycling research projects here. Sustainability is at the center of our school’s mission, and we haven’t been able to have a unified and focused management. You’re the person to do it. It’s a 30% increase in pay…”

My first question was, “Why is glass recycling important? Are we running out of sand?”

Then out loud I said, “Thanks, Dean, I’d love to do it,” while running the compensation numbers through my head. The fact that NPR females love themselves some recycling eco awareness also did not escape my attention.

Speaking of recycling, birthdays today including the guy who invented the cigarette coupon; William Shakespeare; the original relentless self-promoter; a real hottie; the quintessentially American filmmaker; a piece of shit who was the architect of American socialism; a physicist who was actually an interesting person (and I still have a well-thumbed copy of his quantum mechanics book); a piece of shit who is a disgrace to pieces of shit; one of SP’s heroes; the guy who made first contact with alien intelligence; the Nobelist who wasn’t a nudist; a pioneer of slow and plodding movies; and a chick who got famous for sticking a crucifix in her twat.

And speaking of twats, here’s some Links.

 

Invest in popcorn futures.

 

Just in time for me hitting the dating world.

 

Or here’s another idea, Ray: go fuck yourself.

 

This is impossible because California has common sense laws. Must be fake news.

 

Again, impossible, since violence is a right wing MAGA thing.

 

We may be seeing the last of Beetlejuice. Not that anyone else will be better. That city is a fucking basket case.

 

Who would have thought that nutbags would say nutty shit?

 

Bottom line: much more pork.

 

One of the wonderful things about YouTube is the resurrection of old concert footage that we would never have seen otherwise. Like this rock classic. Old Man is happy.