Today you get a merry, carefree little show tune.

 

 

This all began with Timeloose on the Zoom last weekend. He said something which I’m paraphrasing here: “We all read a lot of the same feeds and news sources, we all know about the bad, nut-punchy, things going on in the world. Glibs is our refuge from the suck, a place where we come together.” Timeloose is a big, imposing dude, and the last person you’d expect to play Little Mary Sunshine, but the man was on-point. Now, I’m not going to turn this column into Good News Network, or Grit, but I am going to attenuate some of the notoriously nut-punchy, ovary-tappy, content you’ve all come to fear and loathe. And away we go…

 

 

LATEST BIZARRO RUS-UKR WAR PROPAGANDA: Russian soldier using bow and arrow during Ukraine war mocked online. Points added for using what appears to be a wooden recurve bow instead of one of those newfangled things with pulleys; points deducted for using what appears to be a target point instead of a bladed or barbed point.

 

 

WE’RE SHOCKED; SHOCKED, DO YOU HEAR: Government advisory panel begins ass-covering operations, expresses surprise that government, industry witheld data on efficacy of taxpayer-funded vax booster. Delicious quote in which they let us know how they really feel about anyone questioning their narrative: “It’s not a group of children. We understand how to interpret these results.” GFY.

 

 

GLORIA LIU, HACK JOURNALIST: During the past year or so I’ve noticed a lot of news articles using variants of the phrase “there’s no such thing as a healthy amount of alcohol.” Latest example here, from Jan 1, 2023. Yet, as recently as August, 2019, Ms. Liu was touting the joys of the post-ride beer. She’s really just jumping on the temperance bandwagon here, following a very similar article published in Runners World.

 

 

OHIO SENATE INTRODUCES BILL TO LEGALIZE HOME DISTILLING: Granted, SB13 has only been introduced in one chamber and is still in committee. The bill also can do nothing to keep the federal BATFE from busting up your still. But we are hopeful that we will see a slow, nationwide move towards legalization at the state level, and that the feds sit on their own hands as long as the state laws are followed — just like marijuana.

 

 

NETFLIX RENEWS, THEN CANCELS INSIDE JOB: (SPOILERS) Many of you may remember my gushing about Inside Job, a wonderful animated TV show in which every conspiracy theory you’ve ever heard is true all at once, even the contradictory ones (ie, flat earth and hollow earth). NetFlix originally ordered a second season, only later to cancel it. There are some wonderful callouts to libertarianism, which might have something to do with Netflix decision to cancel a show with appeal to a problem demographic [rustles tinfoil]. Just to clear up some confusion, there is only one season of Inside Job, Part 1 (ten episodes) which dropped in 2021, and Part 2 (eight episodes) which dropped in 2022.