Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. My date this weekend… a gerontologist.

Age requires birthdays and today is no exception, with (for example) a guy who has something in common with me; a guy who played by the rule; a guy who inspired Keenan Wynn; the definitive sidekick; a guy who shared Roosevelt’s views about Jews, if not his foreign policy; a woman who insisted on a business class upgrade; the guy who inspired Hunter Biden; the co-Aquarium Parent (honorary) with Ralph Bunche; the guy who did the very best low budget horror film ever; a clue to George Bush’s judgement; a guy who elevated rock showmanship to a new level; and a guy truly living his best life.

Briefly… Links.

 

Wait, the Department of Environmental Conservation has armed cops and is doing traffic and criminal enforcement unrelated to Environment or Conservation? Whaaaaaat????

 

No explanation needed, just be a rat, Citizen.

 

Snow is racist????

 

Never hire Scott Woods.

 

“Shut up and die, Yid!”

 

Even a jury didn’t buy the political bullshit prosecution. 30 minutes.

 

Kayfabe.

 

Old Guy Music, a live version of an absolutely awesome classic from a birthday boy.