Now even bigger!

They’re trying to do a Super League again. Let’s see if UEFA loses their shit.  LOL, this is a bit extreme. It’s not like those athletes are all government employees, buddy. OK, that’s it. I was at least able to do something for sports, so let’s all rejoice. Now on to…the links!

I feel bad for them. But what am I supposed to do? Somehow I bet the government’s proposal for a solution will involve a shitload of tax money.

Dicks necks out for Fetterman.

And this is why they were all yelling “LIAR” at the SOTU. It’s a complete lie and everybody knows it. Yet it continues to be his strategy. It’s bizarre.

Oh no. Not The Lump. I hope he’s ok. Also, he needs to resign because he’s not fit for there job.

This is getting good. Keep it all. Let’s get to discovery before the primaries next year. Please, please, please!

“Targets” is doing a lot of work here. But since we live in a post-personal responsibility age, I guess it works.

Useless

Nice work, IRS. Way to have your shit together, you useless fucks.

But at least it wasn’t high-capacity or assault fentanyl. Way to have your priorities in order, California.

It’s about time. Maybe Harris County will be able to have its first legitimate election in 6 years.

This is better than the original, IMO. Maybe I’m just a child of my generation. And I assume everybody that watched that knows what this is gonna be. Which is fine, because it’s freaking awesome. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this really cold Thursday, dear friends.