Ugh.

College basketball enters its regular season stretch, and things aren’t looking good for a handful of blue bloods. UNC is likely on the outside looking in. And a bunch of teams like Ohio State, TTUN, and Louisville have imploded. Enjoy the parity. Not much else is happening unless you want to give me shit for Liverpool starting strong and then laying their biggest egg in the history of European soccer ever.  That defense was so bad, I think a club team could have given them a run for their money yesterday.  Simply disgusting.  Oh well, on to the news.

LOL, this is complete bullshit. There was no history of actual anti-trans speech. There was no harm. And there was no reason to write this idiotic piece of shit article. But CNN gotta CNN.

Safe schools

Way to go, West Virginia. It’s nice to see common sense prevail for a change.

Well, what did we expect? You keep being adversarial to people and they’ll do likewise to you. But us arming a non-NATO country is perfectly fine to the people who are aghast at this development.

“But what about the children,” they say. More like “what about all that sweet teachers union cash that funds our campaigns.” Because the children are the ones getting fucked over by failing government schools. And people on both sides of the political aisle are starting to figure that out.

What a bizarre story. It’s like the arabic version of Alec Baldwin’s wife. “How you say ‘Allah Akbar?'”

Will it happen?

I could see this happening. And if it does, it won’t be pretty. That’s not just a bunch of rich peoples money. Those guys will be fine. This will destroy the savings and retirement of millions of Americans. And when that happens, shit will get bad.

Oh this is just great. Now we’ll have to listen to this crybaby moaning constantly for even longer. Why can’t he just go back to being a flying gas station attendant? No wait, he could do it in the Ukraine, since he loves their “democracy” so much.

Jeez, I had no idea there would be that much snow. I hope their power grid holds up. Seriously.

IT’S A TRAP!!! Trust me, you don’t want to get involved in shit like this. First they give one away. And before you know it, they’re requiring it by law. Fuck these people.

Here’s an absolute masterpiece. And since that album was so freaking good, I’ll give you a second helping. One of the ten best albums of all time, friends. Enjoy pure greatness.

And enjoy this lovely (here) Wednesday. Your weather may vary.