Hooray!

The Bruins are the fastest ever to 100 points. College basketball is about to enter the fun part of the season. And its a huge weekend in the EPL. Oh, and the F1 season starts this weekend. What a great time to be a sports fan.

What a sick fuck. Oh, he’s a Democrat, by the way. I guess that bit of information would have put the story over some sort of character limit and its omission is merely a coincidence.

I bet she’s just itching to get back to work.Ā It’s a shame she couldn’t have been in DC and checked on The Lump while she was there. Independent confirmation that he’s actually alive would be pretty cool.

Hooray!

Let’s see if this group of bad people can do a good thing for a change.Ā Just one. That’s all we ask.

I’m sure this is all just a big coincidence.Ā And it couldn’t possibly have anything to do with political favors.

I guess the so-called stutter is back.Ā This time it got confused for him laughing at a couple of deaths. But, and she will remind us constantly, his wife and daughter died in a car wreck (that she caused) and his son died of cancer (even though he said in Iraq before). So that makes it normal for him to laugh at the misfortune of others. Or something.

This fucker sounds crazy.Ā Good thing he wasn’t an engineer. Ā Also, he killed 7 people. They charged him with 21 counts of first degree murder. Can somebody explain that to me?

More entertaining than the other Burning Man.Ā Unfortunately this one didn’t involve a bunch of celebrities.

Watch this one get done on budget and on schedule.Ā And continue to laugh at the government one never come close to being finished.

GFY, failures.

I don’t care what it’s about, you grifter.Ā It’s an abject failure and the state owes taxpayers better than the city has delivered. So get the fuck out of the way and take your useless union teachers and worthless admins with you.

Here’s a solid jam.Ā That bass goes on forever, but it works.Ā This one gets off to a faster start.Ā And it also works. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely weekend, friends!