Bean wants to join in, But Lily remembers how much of a dick he was to her when she was a pup.
Remember last week when the stars were all happy-like? That was then this is now. Something will break in your house Monday night-Tuesday morning-ish as the Moon and Mars gang up like he bullies they are. Then Friday and the weekend the planets are aligned in a way that spells doom (DOOOOOM!) for relationships. (That would be Saturn with its influence on Mercury and Venus for those of you casting along at home). More generally, it’s a good start to the month for Aries, not so good for Gemini and Cancer. Then again, it’s never a good month for cancer. Fuck cancer. Taking a direct approach will yield better results than being sneaky. Not everyone is going to follow this, expect to be lied to and also for your antagonists to hide themselves.
Aries: Ace of Coins reversed – The evil side of wealth, bad intelligence.
Taurus: Judgement reversed – Weakness, pusillanimity, simplicity, deliberation, decision, sentence.
Gemini: Ace of Swords – Triumph, the excessive degree in everything, conquest, great force in love as well as in hatred.
Cancer: Queen of Coins – Opulence, generosity, magnificence, security, liberty.
Leo: 4 of Cups reversed – Novelty, presage, new instruction, new relations.
Virgo: Knight of Cups reversed – Trickery, artifice, subtlety, swindling, duplicity, fraud.
Libra: 3 of Cups reversed – Expedition, dispatch, achievement, end. It signifies also the side of excess in physical enjoyment, and the pleasures of the senses.
Scorpio: Knight of Coins – Utility, serviceableness, interest, responsibility, rectitude.
Sagittarius: The High Priestess – Secrets, mystery, the future as yet unrevealed, silence, tenacity, mystery, wisdom, science.
Capricorn: 9 of Wands – Strength in opposition, delay, suspension, adjournment.
Aquarius: The Hanged Man reversed – Selfishness, the crowd, body politic.
Pisces: 3 of Swords – Removal, absence, delay, division, rupture, dispersion, grief.
Ace of Coins reversed – The evil side of wealth, bad intelligence.
Hookers and coke? Will the bad intelligence be natural, or artificial?
I’m trying to figure this out too.
Does “bad intel” mean inaccurate? Or is it accurate but the information thus gained is unpleasant/ unwanted?
Whatever. I don’t believe this astrology BS. That’s just an Aries trait of mine. 🤪
“Evil side of wealth” is usually either of “mo money mo problems” or “someone with the coin to spend doing it wants to make your life worse.”
I’ll choose to take that as “I will win the lottery” and deal with the awful consequences.
Sagittarius: The High Priestess – Secrets, mystery, the future as yet unrevealed, silence, tenacity, mystery, wisdom, science.
*taciturn wariness*
Poor Bean. But there’s a lesson there: chicks have long memories.
Leo: 4 of Cups reversed – Novelty, presage, new instruction, new relations.
Sounds good. I’m ready for some changes!
Good horoscope if you’re looking for a new job.
Sweet, sweet relations
Pisces: 3 of Swords – Removal, absence, delay, division, rupture, dispersion, grief.
Uh, that was 2 weeks ago when I was run off the road.
The Hanged Man; Selfishness, the crowd, body politic.
Huh,
Planetary misalignment
An asteroid dubbed “city killer” for its size will pass harmlessly between the moon and the Earth Saturday evening.
The asteroid 2023 DZ2 will pass at a distance of over 100,000 miles, less than half the distance between the Earth and the moon. It’s about 160 feet long — about the size of an airliner. An asteroid that size could cause significant damage if it hit a populated area, hence its nickname.
“While close approaches are a regular occurrence, one by an asteroid of this size (140-310 ft) happens only about once per decade, providing a unique opportunity for science,” NASA Asteroid Watch tweeted.
Astronomers from the International Asteroid Warning Network, established about 10 years ago to coordinate international responses to potential near-Earth object impact threats, will be monitoring and learning from this asteroid.
SMOD, you fucking tease.
I wonder if someone has worked out back-of-the-napkin kilo-tonnage for that thing if it were, say, a nickle-iron asteroid?
Note the name: https://neo.ssa.esa.int/search-for-asteroids?tab=summary&des=2023DZ2
They just noticed it a month ago. We’d be boned if it were going to hit us.
http://www.killerasteroids.org/interactives/wiihmt/index.html
More fun
https://neo.ssa.esa.int/risk-list
Hopefully we don’t win the lottery with 2001VB; 700m coming in at 37 kps.
Not likely, but we’ll find out in July.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/ericmack/2023/02/10/some-of-the-riskiest-asteroids-around-are-headed-toward-earth/?sh=18987d2e30b4
I’m going to take my First and I am going to ram it into your stomach!
“Then again, it’s never a good month for cancer. Fuck cancer.”
Hey!
“Cancer: Queen of Coins – Opulence, generosity, magnificence, security, liberty.”
On the other hand…I’m hoping that this means I got a Carry Optics Nats slot after all.
“Novelty, presage, new instruction, new relations.”
Interesting. I’m expecting to hear back on a couple of possible gigs next week.
“the side of excess in physical enjoyment, and the pleasures of the senses”
Relevant:
https://archive.ph/7Svk2