As I may have, ahem, mentioned, I have been making my way through the world of AWFLs. The big disadvantage is that if I have to do Links and I’m unexpectedly, ahem, detained in an unfamiliar domicile, I have to sneak into the bathroom and do them on my phone. This is an exceptionally painful process, so things will be a bit abbreviated.

Including, alas, the birthday list, but still, let’s note a backwards-looking guy; a guy who bragged about trespassing; a guy who wrote plays about animals; a guy who should have dangled from the lamppost next to where LBJ and Nixon should have dangled; the greatest general in Air Force history; a guy who had communications issues; a guy who played the same roles as Zero Mostel and Jack Nicholson (great trivia points); the most prominent member of a long-time Mafia family; a guy who proves that atheists can be assholes, too; another guy who did one good thing and is still living off that; a woman named Ching Chong; and a guy you can blame for the shittiest aspects of the internet.

Let me link before she thinks I’m locked in here jerking off.

 

Sounds good to me. Best of luck in your future endeavors, Voldy.

 

So let me get this straight, if we don’t make poor people cough up tax money to make expensive toys for rich people, the rich people aren’t going to buy the expensive toys?

 

I dunno, why not put a political hack in charge?

 

Team Red assclowns in a bumfight.

 

The democratic government of Ukraine at work.

 

I’d vote to acquit.

 

This was particularly apropos.

 

Old Guy Music is an obscure favorite of mine which seemed weirdly appropriate.