I’m thinking about ramps, asparagus, morels, and other spring vegetables. And who knows, they could be growing in my back yard. Hard to tell under massive layers of snow. We have had a few days where the temps rose into the 40s, immediately followed by a hard freeze, making walking and driving E-Ticket rides. But don’t worry, when it warms up finally, I’ll kvetch about that as well.

Oh, and my big adventure this week was breaking a toe. It’s a glamorous life.

Birthdays today include an actual white supremacist; my second and third favorite president; a guy with a legacy of stink; perhaps, until Lamar Jackson, the worst negotiator in history; a guy who slept through his 15 minutes of fame; one of the most recognizable voices ever; the undisputed King of Wine; a guy who would work on Saturday; one of the greatest guitarists on the planet; the guy who wrote what should be the National Anthem; and a chick who has handled more pussy than I have.

On to actual Links.

 

Fans of Stranger In A Strange Land will remember the Crosspatch Decision. 

 

Avril <<< Afroman.

 

Hey assholes, own it.

 

“The last Palestinian presidential election was held in 2005, when Abbas was elected for a four-year term.” Way to bury the lede.

 

A nice analysis.

 

CDC needs to be burned to the ground, the ashes scattered, and the earth salted.

 

I’m shocked that Riven didn’t link this yesterday.

 

This hits very close to home.

 

Look, I know I’ve posted a lot of James McMurtry songs for Old Guy Music, but hey, it’s his birthday and we could always use another.