Jacob Chansley (r) in the US Capitol on January 6 2021, with other tourists and a friendly, helpful Capitol Police officer (l, with chin mask).
QANON SHAMAN JACOB CHANSLEY RELEASED FROM PRISON, FEDS WITHELD EXCULPATORY EVIDENCE: But not completely free; he was moved to a halfway house. This is something, but nowhere near enough for Chansley and the other J6 tourists and protesters (yes, the thieves and vandals deserve appropriate punishment). And we all know nothing beyond a sternly worded letter will happen to the feds who witheld exculpatory evidence. The feds witheld exculpatory evidence. Keep saying that to yourself.
THE GOVERNOR, THE MOUSE, AND THE KING: Legal shenanigans are underway in Florida to try to keep Disney in control of the Reedy Creek Improvement District. In a particularly bizarre turn, Disney, more known for its embrace of all things princess, has developed an obsession with King Charles, III. That declaration is valid until “21 years after the death of the last survivor of the descendants of King Charles III, king of England living as of the date of this declaration,” if it is deemed to violate rules against perpetuity, according to the document.
NASA, BOEING DELAY FIRST CREWED FLIGHT OF STARLINER CAPSULE UNTIL AT LEAST JULY: This column tries so very hard to not go full SpaceX fanboy, but at times like this it’s tough. Boeing, a legacy company which once did great things with spaceflight but has apparently forgotten how to build a crew capsule, versus SpaceX which gave us the reusable, self-landing booster and has accomplished nine crewed missions with their Crew Dragon capsule.
BIDEN ADMNISTRATION DECLARES WAR ON AIR CONDITIONERS: Now, in the latest episode of Team Biden’s “war on appliances,” the Energy Department has turned its attention to air conditioners, specifically room air conditioners of the sort used disproportionately by poor people, minorities and the elderly to keep cool in summer heat.
GIRL WITH MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING TAKES ON MUCH LARGER BULLY, DOMINATES: Your feel-good story of the day. Thirteen-year old Apolonia Nuncio had grown tired of being bullied at school and she had been dealing with the same girl for weeks.
Well, I for one, am shocked!
Actually, I’m not at all shocked.
(yes, the thieves and vandals deserve appropriate punishment)
Although not much.
Anywhere else in the United States it would be an “up to X fine and/or X months imprisonment” and in the end you’d most likely get probation or community service if your record to that point was non-existent which I would assume was a large majority of these folks.
Punish the elected thieves and vandals first.
INSURRECTION talk!!!
Nothing like a good “BJJ being used to beat up a bully” video.
Being a bully in Brazil may not be a good lifestyle choice.
Horning in on OMWC territory…oh…Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
OMWC is an expert on (((Jitsu)))?
Something to do with 13 yo and BJs?
13-year old…good job. One thing about the martial arts that kids did when they were young was taught how to stand up against a bully. Let them know to back off…they don’t, do what you have to.
I know I whooped at least 2 asses with this approach.
Is that true? I thought the reason kids fighting wasn’t as big of a deal as post-pubescents is they literally don’t have the muscle power to do enough damage.
With leverage and the right pressure at a certain point, I have little doubt that spitfire could have wrapped that arm around that girl’s own neck.
I thought the two kicks to the face at the end were a nice touch. Kind of a “there’s more where that came from if you want it”.
Striking, maybe. Jits? With an arm bar, she’s putting all the muscle of her hips and back onto the other girl’s elbow. She could have broken it without even trying.
When I was about 12 I was in a conversation with a same age girl judo competitor. She was talking about breaking an opponents arm. The conversation went something like, “I had her in the hold and she didn’t submit, so I had no choice.”
Moral of the story — we have to kill Charles and all his descendants. Only logical way forward.
Your terms are acceptable.
Nah, Charles can live, its only his descendants that effect the contract.
It does bring up the question…does Disney need to DNA test so they know which ones are actually his, if any?
Keep saying that to yourself.
I will shout it from the rooftops!
They do witness tampering right out in the open… why not hide evidence to boot.
I’d like to know more details about that visit. How does Taibbi know they were IRS agents? Did he get their names? Did they show badges? Not sure if it’s better or worse if they are imposters, but I’d be interested to know. Also, if he got names, maybe someone could follow up to find out who sent them.
I’m pretty sure they were IRS since the Biden administration hasn’t denied that they were and only refuses to comment.
Maybe, but I could see a legitimate statement of “We’re moving at the speed of government to investigate the situation” and then they find out they were not really IRS agents months from now.
White House spokesman John Kirby referred reporters to the IRS when asked about the incident. Never even raised the question as to the possibility they might not have been IRS. And IRS refuses to comment.
They would comment, but unfortunately hundreds if not thousands of hard drives suddenly crashed over at the IRS and they are unable to write up a proper press release.
Yeah, it would be nice if that agent was fired and they just went up the line firing everyone and making sure they lost their pensions too. If there is one thing that terrifies the Swamp it is losing their jobs and cushy pensions.
They left a note, he called them back.
This part got cut off. It continues:
Thank you for letting me enact your labor.
“The feds witheld exculpatory evidence.“
Routinely. And with much pleasure, I am sure.
It tells you all you need to know about the federal judiciary that the judge didn’t lose his mind, vacate the conviction, and impose whatever sanctions a judge can impose on all the prosecutors involved. Due process delenda est.
I can think of a cheaper solution
In 2021, after the Colombian government was sued over its plan to sterilize or kill the animals, a federal court ruled that the hippos can be recognized as people or “interested persons” with legal rights in the U.S. But the order doesn’t carry any weight in Colombia where the hippos live, a legal expert said.</em
The fuck?
Just how much Columbian marching powder was that court on?
Aren’t herbivores generally tasty? And since they float around all the time, their muscles probably don’t get too tough.
Hippo leather holsters.
“And since they float around all the time, their muscles probably don’t get too tough.”
I’ll try to explain that to the next alligator.
Back in the 1800s there was a concerted effort to bring hippos to America to make up for a shortage of cattle.
I don’t think they were aware how dangerous hippos are. Hippos kill more people than lions or tigers, or sharks.
Strange environmental move – protecting an invasive species.
There was a Beverly Hillbillies episode where Granny thought a hippo was the biggest pig ever. She was planning to smoke the granddaddy of all hams. I would love to try a hippo ham.
All your’s buddy!
Wait….
Oh, you said hippo, not lizzo.
My eyes!
Its close enough to bedtime. Ill be in my bunk.
(she doesnt even have a proper FUPA. Thats more of a GUNT)
“Before that, the Energy Department had nixed Trump-era regulatory reforms designed to allow “quick” dishwashers, as well as similarly improved washers and dryers.”
CWABOA
Christ, what a Bank of America?
Yeah, that fits.
Why does the US Dept of Energy even have the power to regulate that. Show me where it says in the Constitution that Congress has that power, let alone the power to delegate it willy-nilly to an executive branch agency.
We can thank the 95th Congress for that
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Why do we even have a US Dept of Energy?
Now do Dept of Non-Education.
Yes.
But also: lol, the constitution, lmao
If the Constitution was worded differently, its intent would be respected in Washington.
I wonder if the Founders are sitting up in some cosmic conference room wondering what the hell is wrong with us.
This is a hot take of sorts, I guess, but given Jefferson’s militant atheism and hatred of tradition, whole-hearted support of the Jacobins and the revolutionary violence in France, and bourgeois radicalism, I suspect he’d probably be fairly pleased with how things turned out. Had he survived long enough he almost certainly would have been a Marxist.
The university he built certainly went full commie.
The Constitution has only guaranteed the government we have today.
It can always be worse.
Frankly, I can’t argue with that. Of course we know, the whole point is to get the non-elite to live miserable, short brutish lives and preferably kill as many of us as they think needed to cull the herd.
Assholes.
Re: Reedy Creek,
I have here a computer model demonstrating that with my plan, that area will generate more tax revenue than Disney does now. Under Kelo v. New London CT, you may seize the property via eminent domain and give it to me.
The Mouse has some chutzpah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXBJIZ1NXFU
Meant to cue that up the end that is relevant
ok, gaze upon my empire of joy was worth it
Immodest Mouse?
Isn’t it rule against perpetuities? Not rules against perpetuity.
Oh deer.
The wildlife winter kill in southcentral Wyoming is the worst anybody there can remember, some locals are saying.
“It goes on for miles: dead animal after dead animal after dead animal,” state Sen. Larry Hicks, R-Baggs told Cowboy State Daily on Wednesday. “The antelope are dying by the thousands. Starvation is an ugly thing.”
Outfitter and pilot Bo Stacks said that at higher elevations, he’s seen even hardy bull elk struggling to survive.
“Usually the elk are pretty tough and don’t have much die-off,” he told Cowboy State Daily. “There’s still 4 feet of snow on the high ridges. When I fly over, they don’t even look up because they’re so weak. They don’t even do anything.”
Climate Change FTW!
Good thing snow is a thing of the past.
You mean nature isn’t like a Disney movie?
Are we sure that all those dead antelope aren’t a result of immigrant rape gangs that have moved into Montana? Perverts don’t know they are supposed to just stick to sheep like the other cowboys.
No antelope. Butt too high. Run too fast.
The deer here are starting to get skinny. A lot of snow on the ground, more coming today and next week. They are eating jack pine needles when they can find them. Still a few weeks of snow cover, looks like.
We are just supposed to get rain here I think, but it is pretty close to snowing again. Hope you guys don’t get hit too hard.
The deer here appear to be a bit thinner on the ground since there was a culling (run by the city) less than a block from my house.
I fully expect them back to try to eat and destroy everything in my yard as things start growing.
Where is our common sense jiu jitsu control?
What, is this Zerohenge now? Always about the (((jitsu)))…
Well…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ66lugfvqE
Zerohenge? Is that like Stonehenge but invisible?
Jews built it.
Shapeshifting Jews?
Wandering ones.
Jooos from Spa-a-a-a-a-ce!
I would have thought Zerohenge is a bunch of Japanese fighters flying in a mysterious circle.
Not just mysterious, but inscrutable.
“There are no rocks, so you can just park anywhere.”
I have an announcement to make.
Go Chicken Go, a local chicken shack that sells gizzards and livers, are putting in a store by my house. I will no longer have to drag my ass across town to get gizzards. Also, XX teethed on gizzards.
I. Am. Thrilled.
Fried gizzards and livers? Sign me up!
YES!!!!
I don’t like livers, but I can chew on gizzards all day long. I actually pick the breading off.
I like livers, but shouldn’t eat them. Chicken livers in a white sauce over linguine is great.
We can hang out Moe. I like livers, but am not a fan of gizzards. We used to pickle them. I could do a couple and then was done for the year.
I’ve never had pickled gizzards. But speaking of pickled meat *snerk* these are awesome.
I’m happy for you. Really. [Makes note to self to never go out for carryout with MoJeaux.]
Oh, I have the most unsophisticated palate ever. 5-year-olds like more things than I do.
Well I for one have stolen a few of your recipes. Its like transporting back to the 80s a latch-key kid waiting for mom to come home at 6pm to make a quick meal.
Oh yay! So happy someone finds them useful!
If you ever travel in a place that has yakitori…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakitori
For example NYC has a few.
Awesome! I’ve not tried gizzards or liver, but there were a lot of nights toward the end of a week made up of grad school + part-time job that I would swing by the local GCG for their box of chicken. It was usually dinner + lunch the next day.
https://www.insidetherustickitchen.com/chicken-liver-pate-tuscan-crostini/
I can’t tell you how much if this I ate in Northern Italy.
Oh, a fellow GCG fan!
My husband is entirely unsympathetic with my having had to zip down to KCK or UMKC for my fix.
The girlfriend has banned me from making dirty rice in the house now that she knows that chicken gizzards and livers are part of the recipe. I may try to do it once while she’s at work, and offer it to her when she gets home.
Either she likes it, or my couch is pretty comfortable.
Just rewards for all the good work they do…
Nancy Pelosi authorized a new headquarters for the FBI that is larger than the Pentagon.
Ow, my nuts!
I read about that in recent weeks. They’re really just rubbing our noses in it at this point.
Please put it in Largo. They deserve each other.
Why not save commute time and put it right in Guantanamo?
Is it because the wood chippers take up so much space? Because I’m sure that the doors are really just disguised chutes into a wood chipper. Right?
How about the WV/KY border instead? Surely McConnell and Manchin can make that happen.
Gonna get rid of all those icky people one way or another.
Why capitalism loves transgenderism
Gibberish.
Truly intersectional!
Radical Feminism and any other gender abolitionist philosophy is incompatible with transgenderism. This is nothing new.
I was accused of being a religion-based transphobe. I shot back, “No, I’m a TERF.” They didn’t know what to do with that. It’s easy to knock religion, but the minute you step out of an easy-to-dismiss label and into something less dismissable (I’m only a radical feminist when I need to shout my trans exclusionariness), people just don’t what to do other than scream “Radical feminist!” to which the answer is “And you’re NOT?! For shame!”
“Radical Feminism and any other gender abolitionist philosophy”
It isn’t. It’s mostly radical feminists who pushed gender. Christina Hoff Sommers called it “gender feminism”. Long before TERF was a word, trans-exclusion was called “gender essentialism”.
“Alt-right pond-life once branded women’s rights campaigners ‘feminazis’; ”
Wasn’t that Rush Limbaugh?
I’m failing to see the distinction you are trying to draw here.
I believe so.
“Truly there is no end to the cynicism and intrigue of these far-right loons who believe people with penises are men, not women.”
Today, I declare myself a far-right loon.
Lorena Bobbitt had a penis and I think we all agree that she was a woman.
She didn’t keep hers very long.
I heard that she threw it out the window of her getaway car as she was fleeing the scene.
It ended up hitting the windshield of the truck that was behind her.
The driver of the truck said he was completely freaked out about it. He’d asked his passenger if he had seen it too. “Yup. I gotta tell you I’ve never seen a bug with dick that big”
LOL
Obligatory.
+1 crotch grab
I don’t know if Capitalism loves it, but there are certainly capitalists willing to sell products where there’s a demand. And in some cases they will even try to create the demand. But this seems at odds with the notion that capitalism is inherently racists, sexist, etc.
Can’t tell if satire.
Can’t tell anything actually.
This is Brendan O’Neill of Spiked-Online. All of the hyperbolic rhetoric about how TERFs are far-right fascists is sarcasm mocking the modern left, who are now in the position of having to paint actual Marxists with the same brush.
Not to mention that TERFs have always been very left-wing.
What’s good for the goose isn’t necessarily good for the lambs? It’s funny to watch them have to start to grapple with the fact that their rainbow coalition might actually have *gasp* competing interests. Yet another reason why two option “democracy” is retarded.
It’s not satire. Although, I imagine it’s a confusing read for anyone not well-versed on the issue.
His style kind of reminds me of Mark Steyn, but a lot harder to understand.
Does he also have a voice for print?
Tapped out after the first sentence. I’m guessing “fascist” is being used in the new meaning here.
I am redistributing this, comrade.
“Gun control activists storm Tennessee State Capitol in Nashville after ‘Trans Shaman’ led occupation of Kentucky legislature – amid fears of left-wing uprising ahead of Saturday’s Trans Day of Vengeance”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11921273/Gun-control-activists-storm-Tennessee-State-Capitol-fears-left-wing-uprising-loom.html
Perfectly normal headline is a perfectly normal world. Let’s shut everything down again and see what happens.
I like the sign held by a student while in a State House (protected by armed guards) that says they feel safer there than at school. Well…about that…
Looks like some insurrection if we are going by leftist standards.
Protect Kids Not Guns
Use guns to protect kids.
From the local far lefty rag:
“March for Queer & Trans Youth Autonomy” Will Take Place in 7 Ohio Cities on Friday, March 31
Why do I think the “Autonomy” includes the government paying for everything?
Cradle to Operating Table to Grave care
They also no doubt believe that autonomy means dominating everyone else.
I expect tens of millions of dollars to be spent arresting a prosecuting every last insurrectionist within a half mile of this capital building. Hold them without charges for years if you feel like it. I expect hours and hours of congress’s time to be spent investigating how this coup was a conspiracy that was planned from the very top leadership of the Democratic party.
Oh, they’re leftists? Have fun you crazy kids. If you break anything, I’m sure insurance will cover it.
You probably didn’t know he was still alive:
Mark Russell, unfunny darling of PBS crowd, dies at 90
The NewsRadio episode where Phil Hartman’s character takes up a second career as a lame Mark Russell-inspired political satirist was funnier than the man that inspired it.
True, because I didn’t even know he existed. For me PBS existed solely for access to British mysteries like Poirot or Morse, and that only until streaming arrived.
Daily ray of sunshine:
Sonny is getting settled into the new place and seems happy to have a low to the floor picture window to look out of.
Hey! I own Daily Ray of Sunshine in perpetuity!!!!
But Sonny looks like he is waiting for someone to come home so he can cher his love with them.
Did you sub-lease to Tundra, he pulled the magic Daily Ray this morning.
He’s infringing down below too! He leaves Sunny Minnesoda and forgets how to be Nice.
Ah, a fellow northern breed owner. Sonny is definitely scanning the horizon for prey.
LOL, that’s true.
“America’s Adderall explosion laid bare: Use among women in their 20s shot up by a fifth during Covid and one in TEN teenage boys were prescribed stimulant”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11920987/Americas-Adderall-boom-laid-bare-use-women-20s-shoots-fifth-year.html
Sure, and the decongestant medicine at the pharmacy is in a locked cabinet behind the counter.
AND OTC epinephrine’s just GONE. Bastids.
Daily Mail headlines I swear are written by 12-year old boys
on adderall
That Spiked article is unreadable gibberish to me. I am not sufficiently steeped in the monkey house politics of the British to make out who is committing what atrocities against whom.
Tl;dr: British commies came out against transgenderism on the grounds of biology and classical Marxist dialectical materialism, and the British left is predictably condemning them, only it’s hard to smear no-shit Marxists with the “fascist” or “far-right” label.
IOW, eating their own. Good.
“Twice as many Chinese illegal immigrants have crossed the U.S. border in 2023 after just THREE MONTHS as in all of 2022, according to official data”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11921073/Twice-Chinese-illegal-immigrants-crossed-U-S-border-2023-2022.html
*looks at map*
*scratches head*
Easier and I assume cheaper to take a boat to Mexico and walk north than try and smuggle through the ports.
They fly to Mexico City and head north.
Only dependable way to get illegally into the USA is mosey across the Southern border. Foreigners who come in by air or ship get their passport checked, and their eyeballs fingerprinted. No documentation and they’re homeward bound. We hate people who can afford airfare.
I would think the Northern border would be easier.
Lot less patrolling along the MT and ID borders, I would guess.
And yes, this is a plot point in a Neil Stephenson novel. (REAMDE)
Nancy Pelosi authorized a new headquarters for the FBI that is larger than the Pentagon.
Wait, what?
This wouldn’t be an issue if the Pentagon didn’t have that stupid hole in the middle.
It was in the big spending bill they passed last year.
I don’t enter many contests, but when I do… I win. Entered the #PayPalPaysBack contest the other day and just won $50.
I’ve been listening to the Martyr Made podcast about the People’s Temple thanks to someone here who recommended it. It’s amazing how similar today’s leftists are to the People’s Temple. I’m not saying I hope they go away in a mass suicide, but if it were to happen, oh well.
Jim Jones was just taking Marxism to its logical conclusion.
And all the elected Democrats who got sucked into that vortex escaped unscathed and in most cases more powerful than ever.
In some ways nothing has changed since the 70s.
“EXCLUSIVE: Hunter Biden was asked to use his FBI contacts to help his Chinese business partner arrested for bribery and money laundering – as whistleblower claims president’s son had ‘mole’ agent who tipped them off to investigation”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11920101/Hunter-Biden-used-FBI-contacts-help-Chinese-business-partner-arrested-bribery.html
I don’t know if I can take any more shocks.
*shocked face*
Gratuitous Chadwick gif
https://ibb.co/94kCqgG
I’m not sure what that object is but I’m sure it was threatening you and needed to be bitten and shook. GOOD DOGE!
It’s one of those plushie squirrel trees LOL
I love that you’ve had the dog for a week and there are chew toys everywhere.
Oh yeah – he’s taken over
Speaking of schoolyard bullies
But more importantly, from the perspective of the global monetary system, the move may mark a significant development of the trend toward de-dollarization across the world, as countries are trying to trade in non-dollar currencies and seeking to diversify their foreign exchange reserves.
With the Bretton Woods system and the petrodollar system, the dollar has evolved from a dominant payment, settlement and investment vehicle into a tool of political blackmail and coercion. By weaponizing its dollar hegemony, the US can not only arbitrarily impose unilateral sanctions on other countries, but can also harvest global wealth and export its own risks to the rest of the world through irresponsible monetary policies.
What does Janet Yellin say?
Spend it all, we’ll print more?
Firsters are natural defenders of the weak and downtrodden. By Firsting, we create a natural hierarchy that cannot be questioned and in which the weak known their place intuitively because they are not First.
I almost scrolled right by this, so far down thread. Maybe I’ll have better luck next time.
Sometimes you just get un-lucky
He was the first after everyone else.
Although, to be honest, at first I thought the post was about frosting. I like frosting.
Hey Google, did you think you were going to make it up on volume?
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/03/google-assistant-might-be-doomed-division-reorganizes-to-focus-on-bard/
voice assistant + AI + VR + blockchain = profit
Yup. It said Amazon’s Alexa blew through $10bn in that article.
To be fair, it is a slightly better plan than what the underpants gnomes came up with.
This is Brendan O’Neill of Spiked-Online. All of the hyperbolic rhetoric about how TERFs are far-right fascists is sarcasm mocking the modern left, who are now in the position of having to paint actual Marxists with the same brush.
He should devote less time and effort being too clever by half and leave the rhetorical trapeze artistry to Oscar Wilde.
Of course I have to assume he knows his audience, and it ain’t me.
His straight writing is excellent.
I don’t know what the hell that was.
Yeah, typically his writing is great and he’s one of my favorite podcast guests. I still have trouble reconciling his identification as an “anarcho-communist”. Trying to figure that out gives me nose bleeds.
He wants to be an ant.
(l, with chin mask)
Nice. I believe in hell and I hope our friends the Feds find out the hard way that they are mistaken.
Your feel-good story of the day.
Ah, another Ray of Sunshine. The fat fuck got hers, which is nice, but I really liked the face shots at the end.
More on the decline of Amerca.
Saudi Arabia’s finance minister Mohammed Al-Jadaan also said in January that his country is open to discussions about settling oil trade in currencies other than the US dollar.
In addition to these de-dollarization signs, India and Russia have taken a major step toward non-dollar transactions, which may be an encouragement for countries that are considering the move. Indian customers have paid for most Russian oil in non-dollar currencies, including the United Arab Emirates dirham and more recently the Russian rouble, Reuters reported in March, citing multiple oil trading and banking sources. The transactions in the last three months total the equivalent of several hundred million dollars.
Another important sign of the accelerated de-dollarization efforts is that countries including some of the US allies have reduced their holdings of US debt to diversify their foreign exchange reserves. The dollar weight in foreign exchange reserves has fallen to around 60 percent, a relatively low level over past decades, according to the IMF’s Currency Composition of Foreign Exchange Reserves data for the third quarter of 2022.
While the fact that the dollar remains the most frequently used currency in the world will not change in the foreseeable future, the trend that more and more countries will consider and pilot trade in non-dollar currencies is also unchangeable. History tells us that the decline of hegemony often begins with its currency.
Joe and Janet will whip those wogs back in line.
Currency is whatever 2 parties agree is valuable.
The only reason our currency hegemony and the petrodollar have lasted this long is that we’re the tallest dwarf of central banking. That incentive is rapidly disappearing.
The real joke is – this is still the best option in the world. We don’t deserve to survive as a species.
To Make Baseball More Exciting, Pitchers Who Violate Pitch Clock Will Be Dropped Into Pit Of Alligators
Finally, I can watch baseball again!
That rule sounds like a croc of shit
Baseball was not meant for an audience with the attention span of speedballing gerbils. But that’s what audiences are these days, so let’s copy bouncyball and add a shot clock. Not long before they get rid of pitchers and play tee ball.
The Hill is reporting that Trump has been indicted in NY. I’m so glad we got the return to normalcy and civil society that we were promised.
The clothes are walling in!
Oh so they head faked with the whole we will readdress next month. Process crime of the century!
Our descent into banana republic shithole is accelerating.
I am going to assume reasoning will be along the lines used during COVID “Yes it is illegal for the [insert governmental agency here] to do that to citizens, but it is dire times!”
Accelerating like a Saturn rocket.
grow more bananas
This totally won’t backfire in any way.
Exactly. This is gonna be about as beneficial to the Dems as the Lewinsky circus was to the Repubs. I don’t think it benefits Trump’s run, but it will be a big drag on the Donkeys for the 24.
Well, it got Clinton not to go out campaigning for Gore.
And I was just thinking that what the news has been missing lately is a circus shitshow to suck up all the air around it.
Or,
I wonder what they’re going to use this for cover this time.
That the new D&D movie is actually pretty good?
https://youtu.be/sntxIR4jWF0
(Contains spoilers)
And just like that, every commenter on DU came at the same time.
https://democraticunderground.com/10143053042
The right would have done the same if Herself got this too…let’s not dance around that.
I have no illusions about my kink.
Hillary actually deserved to be indicted. Along with Bill.
First a poor, oppressed tranny kills a bunch of christo-fascists and now this?
They are gonna need to get their hands on some vitamin e
So, I understand the politics behind this, but what is the actual legal charge here. It seems like Trump was paying off a blackmailer: would that normally be a felony?
Supposedly a charge that the false business record for the NDA is predicated on another crime, which in NY would be a felony
The only potential underlying crime are federal campaign laws which the NY state has no jurisdiction over and which Trump has already been probed and cleared.
And the entire law has a statute of limitations that has more than expired.
There is no legal reasoning beyond bad orange man must be got. I know you are just trying to provide an explanation for the inexplicable.
Then will be interesting on how they go about releasing the indictment…which I would wager it will be held until after they get their fingerprints and mug shot, they are leaked and then so “oh darn, yeah totally bogus”
Well that’s, interesting…
The indictment, which remains under seal from The Hill.
Mojeaux on March 30, 2023 at 4:23 pm
She didn’t keep hers very long.
Remember when she panicked and tossed the dick out the window? It actually hit the windshield of the car behind her.
The guy driving that car looked at his wife and said, “Jesus! Did you see the cock on that bug?”
/shows myself out
Im going to bed.
His wife’s name is Jesus?
These people are evil scum.
https://thepostmillennial.com/biden-press-sec-says-trans-community-is-under-attack-after-trans-killer-murdered-6-christians
Well ya it was an attack on transgenderism not the killing of 6 people.
Even when they shoot up kids they try to shift the blame onto others. It’s shameless and I wonder if people are still falling for it.
https://www.instagram.com/reels/audio/755082002231847
That does it. I no longer think she’s just stupid. She’s also evil. That said, I suppose I prefer stupid and evil like Karine Abdul Jean Pierre van Damme to smart, smug and evil like Psaki.
Was there ever any doubt?
My money was on retarded.
Stupid and evil is no way to go through life.
Sam Hyde’s quote springs to my mind for some reason:
“When we win, do not forget that these people want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it’s funny”
She cried out in pain as she struck her opponent
Will Trump have to claim this indictment as a defacto campaign contribution? Goddamn, this country is in trouble.
Oh, and good on buffalo guy-glad he’s out.
But don’t the democrats recognize this as well? Or do they think that Trump would be the easier to beat?
Never Trumpers are called that for a reason…..
It’ll probably help the lardass prosecutor locally, I doubt there’s a plan any further than that.
Sure, he’s releasing violent career criminals back onto the streets in droves, but he indicted bad orange man and saved democracy.
Or, this.
He fulfilled a campaign promise and therefore will be reelected in a landslide so that he can complete his other goal of letting every violent criminal out of Rikers.
If he doesn’t, he’ll just get indicted again.
*indictment printer go brrrrr*
You can’t indict a Firster because you can’t catch’em.
Plot Twist! Buffalo Guy gave up information to get released so Trump can get indicted. Take that Babylon Bee!
The day we learn that is true is the day that the Bee should just surrender and close up shop.
Conspiracy theory take on the Trump indictment:
“The first arrest will shock the world.”
~Q
The problem is, Trump being arrested isn’t shocking, but rather expected.
Remember the drone strike on the American citizen by Obama.
Who has jurisdiction?
Yo’ Mama!
Serious question, cannot a republican DA make a claim of murder?
The replies to this are pretty good.
This may be the most ingenious plot ever hatched to destroy a law school! No ability to actually pass the bar and practice law, and massively in debt – what better way to cripple a young leftist?
Re – Exculpatory evidence, am I the only one that remembers seeing the pictures of Q-shaman peacefully walking around the capital days after the ‘insurrection’, and hearing the attorneys for the J6 mob complaining that they had tens of thousand hours of video to look over back in 2021?
Nope. The mistake the lawyers made was not realizing the government would engage in a campaign of gross violations of due process and legal ethics by denying them access to the videos.
THICC Thursday.
https://archive.ph/26wl6/5d7a2eca60d14698835ecde94e9055258f0c0e04.jpg
NSFW.