YES!!!!!

It’s Opening Day. We finally made it through the offseason and are ready for some pitch clock baseball.  I absolutely cannot wait. I’m hoping, and so is this king, the Astros repeat. But that’s a long time from now and we’ve got 162 games we can all enjoy this season before the playoffs.  Good luck to all your teams as we get underway.  And that’s it for sports.

You keep kicking the hornets nest, eventually you’re gonna get stung. This guy is most likely collateral damage in the escalating war of words our administration has been waging against a nation we are not at war with. I feel bad for him, but he should have assessed the risks and gotten out of there some time ago. But I’m sure we can swap another international arms dealer for his return or something.

Broken Brain Syndrome

Of course he won’t. But he won’t sign it either. Because he’s a dickhead who wants it to continue so the house of cards doesn’t come crashing down on his watch. Besides, he can just ignore the law and act through Eos anyway. They’ve all done it for decades now.

Well…good! Hopefully they’ll keep racking up Ws and the public education cabal gets chucked out completely.

Oh well, you made the rules. Expect people to protest by abiding by them and pointing out the absurdity of your policies by doing stuff like this.

Wait, she’s still on the job? Are they saying a lack of promotion is sufficient? Because I gotta think in the private sector this would be handled a bit differently. End. All. Pubsec. Unions. Now.

He’s sick all right.

I hope he heals completely. I also hope he finds another calling while in there. Because he’s miserably failing at his current job.

Blind squirrel, meet acorn. They finally got something right. Now if they could just repeat the process for a lot of other shit (like birth control, most cold medicine, and a host of other things) medical costs for people could come down dramatically.

What you call “restricting” many would call “protecting.” Hopefully this passes soon so women and girls can feel safe competing against those who don’t have an outsized biological advantage.

I always liked these guys. Sure, they were a bit odd, but you can’t deny how catchy that sound was. What a pair of great songs. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely day as we get back to some baseball, dear friends!