Five!

The NCAA’s are under way…sort of. I never know how to treat the “First Four” games. Anyway, they’ve started. There’s been more free agent signings and big trades this NFL off season than any I can remember. And there’s still some big names out there tat haven’t pulled the trigger yet. And across the pond, Haaland scored five goals in a UCL round of 16 match, which is insane. And that’s it for sports.

The wording of this headline is certainly peculiar. I wouldn’t be surprised if we find out the drone was named the Maine II.

Hero!

Way to go, Brandon! No, for real this time. Brandon did a great thing. The other person the article is about is a complete asshole overstepping his authority.

Yeah, because he was making it up. Which isn’t a crime. Because if a politician lying was a crime, the world would be a better place because all of them would be in prison.

This is all perfectly normal. Move along. There’s nothing to see here.

Signal received. Your virtue has been noted…you bunch of dumb bastards.

Nuggets in sauce

This lawsuit has merit. I would follow it closely for the lulz, but my attention span is lacking and I’ll probably forget. But I still think it’s awesome.

This is all normal and above board. These are public servants after all. Nothing untoward could have been happening. That’s tin-foil hat stuff, right?

I’m a bit surprised this hasn’t happened already. And once it does, the left are gonna lose their shit.

Ask and ye shall receive. OK, that’s good. And now for my favorite (by them). Enjoy them both.  I’m enjoying getting back to work today. But not really enjoying it. I’m spent after Universal Orlando. Banjos and the kiddos have another day in the Floridian paradise. But somebody had to come back and work to pay for the trip. Anyway, have a great day, friends.