That fucking Mexican made me get up early to do this shit.  Sure, just ask randomly if anyone can pick up the slack.

No mind to everyone else with outside lives, families, and jobs.   That cock tease can suck it.

 

Possible plot twist:  Buffalo guy is a FED.

You know that black guy best known for the .gif where his eyes get all buggy and he says, “good”?  Chevy Chase called him a bad word, maybe because he isn’t funny.

You know that’s…bad, right? Like really bad?

Because he’s black?

Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ! I should’ve saved the really bad quip for this one.

Probably.  I used to give Winston sugar cubes and tied him inside of a fenced enclosure like a Rottweiler when he got jumpy.  Goddamnit it worked!

Krugnuts confused by the economy?  No shit, at least he’s being honest.