That’s tight.

The NFL Draft for underway last night and I don’t know who the big winners or losers were. I do know Houston took the bold route though. Let’s see how that plays out over the next two years. Elsewhere, Vegas is the first team to inch their ticket to the second round of the NHL Playoffs, while Toronto failed to do so. More action tonight and over the weekend. And across the pond, Spuds and ManUre played to a draw that helps the teams chasing for the last spots in Europe, with a few humongous matches taking place over the next few days. Oh, and F1 is back in Baku this weekend. Should make for a great next few sports days.

Awesome.

This kid is awesome. He should be given an A in all his classes this year.

What a dick. No seriously. I’m jealous.

This is just great. Now they’re using kamikaze tactics against the moon. OK, just kidding. We know this was just another situation where the metric system failed where standard would have succeeded.

I guess they’re not serious about being a sanctuary. Also, FEMA has no authority, so he can suck it.

Dick

Imagine the balls on this person. Telling women what feminism is takes stones.

Reviewed or revised? At this point, I doubt anybody in the public will ever see the actual document.

Well, he had a good run. Or rather a long run. Personally, I think he contributed to the decline in American culture, as did Rikki Lake and Phil Donahue. But he’s dead so I won’t talk shit about him.

Fire up the woodchipper. This blades need to be lubricated.

“We’ve failed to do our job, so we’re gonna blame someone else.” I figure this is more about tax collection, but they’re not gonna say that.

Here’s a lively tune. Such a great sound from such a small band. And here’s another gem. That staccato sound really pops. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Friday and weekend, dear friends.