Sometimes the wrestling is basically sumo.

What’s worse than MERCURY RETROGRADE?Β  MERCURY RETROGRADE empowered by other planets.Β  That’s not unusual, since Mercury is a slut sociable, but this week, well, at least it’s not controlling immediately, so you have some time to act on this warning.Β  The week doesn’t start off terribly stable, with the moon in Virgo followed up on Monday with Saturn bringing the kind of gloomy outlook only a castrated cannibal with a rock in his stomach can.Β  But on Thursday, the Earth and the Sun start dropping into… unfavorable positions and by Friday, we’ve got everything this side of Jupiter directly interacting with MERCURY RETROGRADE indicating chaos of Benny Hillian proportions.

The cards are also not very happy this week.Β  When the autocomplete starts suggesting “reversed” with every entry, things are not going well.

Taurus:Β  The Chariot – Succor, providence, war, triumph, presumption, vengeance, trouble.

Gemini:Β  Queen of Cups reversed – Distinguished woman but one not to be trusted; perverse woman; vice, dishonor, depravity.

Cancer:Β  The Hermit reversed – Concealment, disguise, policy, fear, unreasoned caution.

Leo:Β  10 of Swords reversed- Advantage, profit, success, favor, but none of these are permanent.

Virgo:Β  King of Coins reversed – Vice, weakness, ugliness, perversity, corruption, peril.

Libra:Β  Strength reversed – Despotism, abuse of power, weakness, discord, disgrace.

Scorpio:Β  Knight of Wands – Departure, absence, flight, emigration. A dark young man, friendly. Change of residence.

Sagittarius:Β  7 of Coins reversed – Β Cause for anxiety regarding money, especially regarding investments or lending.

Capricorn:Β  10 of Wands reversed – Contrarieties, difficulties, intrigues.

Aquarius:Β  Death – Deeeeaaaaathhh!

Pisces:Β  The High Priestess reversed – Passion, ardor, conceit, surface knowledge.

Aries:Β  The Magician – Skill, diplomacy, address, subtlety, sickness, pain, loss, disaster, snares of enemies, self-confidence, will.