And we’re off!

The baseball opening weekend is in the books. And it’s ok to panic if you’re a Phillies fan. But I’m sure it’ll fine. A six-game losing streak isn’t the end of the world. The NCAA basketball tournament ends tonight. And the finalists are a bit of a surprise, although one of them has played like they belong much of the season. They just played like shit at times. I expect a UCONN win, but you never know who’s gonna show up for that team. The Australian Grand Prix had something for everyone…especially sadists.  But the podium was what it should have been anyway. Everything below that was a shitshow.  Too bad I wasn’t in charge, as I could have corrected it all. And across the pond, the EPL is an absolute logjam at the bottom of the table. And meanwhile, the middle of the table has two unfamiliar faces joining it in Liverpool and Chelsea.  The run in should be a blast. And that’s it for sports.

Finland takes a right turn. Whether or not it turns out to be a good one is still up for debate, but they stopped, or slowed, the turn toward outright socialism anyway. And that can’t be a bad thing.

Hypocrites

Oh, the humanity! This is a travesty. An outright abuse of power.  No wait…it’s no big deal at all.

I’m shocked. Shocked! Actually I’m not shocked at all. I’d have been shocked had we not been lied to about it.

April…Fools. Know your audience, you dumb fucks.

This is the opposite of “I’m Lovin’ it.” But this is what happens when a company loses its focus over time and I applaud them for making the correction. Hopefully the guy in charge of the ice cream machines goes first. That’s been a mess for too long.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I’m surprised this isn’t more common, to be honest.

Nice work, guys.

Nothing is less efficient than government efficiency. I’d sure like to know what the per unit rate was for those units. I bet taxpayers would as well.

“Our misguided approach did nothing. Let’s do more of it.” These clowns refuse to address the real issue: mental health. And until that’s done, all the bullshit (and unconstitutional) laws in the world aren’t gonna accomplish a damn thing.

Here’s a lovely little song. Such a catchy tune. And here’s a masterclass. One of the best songs in their catalog. And that’s saying something. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Monday as we kick off Easter week.