So now that my kids aren’t sick and my project isn’t late, and I didn’t forget to set a reminder, we might actually have some on time and on topic (ed: wut?) links! Every damn one of my kids was sick with something last week. The youngest turned one with a double ear infection, a deep cough, and 102 degree fever. Whee! To tag on to Sloopy, I love opening week of baseball.
Easiest police case ever?
Prolific, chemist, skips “annoying” procedures… I wonder what his Glibs handle is.
He shoulda made DeSantis resist an extradition for a day or two. Trump is off to be indicted.
July 1… 2023… Florida Man will no longer do this one illegal thing. Concealed firearm carry without permit will be legal. Actual effect on Florida… zero.
And then there was the time REK saw the future of country music.
I’ll never make it in time
Never in time…
Well, you weren’t the last in line.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=360xvnsduDg
Trump is off to be indicted.
I have heard talk of a potential gag order. *grabs popcorn*
So a Trump gag would have to be both of his thumbs in his mouth?
Your honor, we tried. He just won’t shut up!
Heh. So right. No way you can keep that guy quiet.
There you go, no plan to actually convict him on the charges. Just get him in a cell based on the contempt of court.
I wonder if they’ll actually get their Tim McVeigh sequel or if the feebs will have to invent one.
Who says McVeigh wasn’t invented?
*Adjusts tinfoil*
I debated whether to put “another” in parentheses between “invent” and “one.” *Taps nose*
https://libertarianinstitute.org/okc/
He wasnt invented, but he sure got some help along the way from from some pretty shady deep state adjacent characters.
I hope they try to be as draconian as possible. Not only would that strip bare any stupid pretense that this is fair play, it should be good for some hyuk hyuks too.
I’m past thinking the next outrageous affront will open eyes. It’ll just keep happening, and all of the Important People will continue to lecture us about “norms violated” and “no one is above the law” and “misinformation” with a straight face.
I’m all about the lulz though.
“norms violated” and “no one is above the law”
It’s bad enough we are giving him a chance to prove his innocence in court. ///NaziPelosi
I’m more interested in the normies than the importants who are all fucking liars anyway. I do get the sense that those who haven’t gone off the political deep end have a gut feeling that this is BS and that it shouldn’t be happening.
“Not only would that strip bare any stupid pretense that this is fair play, ”
On the part of who? There may be a few people (relatively speaking) in the country who might see this. But the pro-Trump people already think he’s being railroaded. And the only thing I’m hearing from Trump-haters is that the NY DA should have kept his powder dry because although Trump absolutely, definitely, broke the law and SHOULD be prosecuted, NY should have waited for the Georgia case because the GA case is the MOST IMPORTANT EVER as it represents the first time in modern history that anyone has tried to interfere with election results.
I agree there is no fair play here, I just doubt there is any significant number of Americans who will be persuaded based on this case.
If they do give him a gag order, they’re going for civil contempt of court.
I recommend buying your popcorn now.
And crap like that is why I think judges are petty little dictators who should be reined in more often than not. Being able to violate rights just because you feel like it is stupid. Being able to muzzle a candidate on a trumped-up charge is banana-republic beyond stupid.
Actual effect on Florida… zero.
You mean like all the rest of the states? We were promised gratuitous violence over trivial disputes by normal gun owners, and all we get are losers shooting up schools.
Sorry to hear about the rugrat(s). Glad everything turned out OK.
I do not miss those days.
My eldest had glue ear at one point. Both he and the second kid got their tonsils out and tubes put in.
An ear infection built up enough pressure to rupture my right eardrum when I was in elementary school.
My youngest got tubes at 11 months old and it was the best thing that ever happened to my sleeping patterns.
Same. Went through three sets of tubes before she outgrew it. So glad I did it. The ear infections were non-atop before.
Yeah. They’re actually pretty resilient. He smiled as he smashed and grabbed the cake. Frosting is the best medicine. And enough red frosting will make you think he shit blood the next day when he blows out his diaper with red colored shit.
Wait until you feed em Booberry cereal.
I’m convinced that they put glue and sawdust in that stuff.
Ramirez ain’t too bright.
Actual effect on Florida… zero.
Are you kidding? There will be so many bodies in the street they’ll have to be cleared away with front end loaders.
Just like when Florida passed concealed carry… back in 1987.
Get a new lie, hoplophobes.
U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers would detain Cavriales at about 2:15 a.m. March 27 when he crossed into Laredo via the Juarez-Lincoln International Bridge.
Y’know, if I’m kidnapping some dude and toting him to Mexico, the last thing I’m going to do is head back to the US just days later.
I hereby move that Jonathan Cavriales be declared an honorary Florida Man, with all the rights and privileges thereto appertaining.
To be fair, his chances of being caught were somewhere around 1 in 2 million.
“He shoulda made DeSantis resist an extradition for a day or two”
Presumably he didn’t want to give desantis the good(?) press.
“July 1… 2023… Florida Man will no longer do this one illegal thing. Concealed firearm carry without permit will be legal. Actual effect on Florida… zero.”
People will die!!! /Crazies
It takes more than 37 hours to perform a study with any scientific rigor. Either they’re “Science” or he’s putting his name on other people’s work.
That’s what I said this morning.
He might be great at Grant writing and faking it, but no way he’s really progressing understanding.
I was at work, so I missed huge swathes of the links.
I wonder if his published works are like Buckethead’s album releases – every half-finished thought committed to paper regardless of merit or quality.
Cruel, but true.
Sounds a lot like Picasso.
https://twitter.com/TriumphICDHQ/status/1299812760902041600?lang=en
Not like you…
Do they think this makes him look bad? That’s based.
I remember that one. I thought it was cool.
He should have been suspended for that facial hair.
I was sporting the soul patch in late high school and most of college. It was a different time…
I had one until about 5 years ago. Now I have this massive, angry beard.
Somewhere, there’s photos of me with a top knot during a rather unfortunate period of my fashion sense.
Oh, dear.
Blech. Buttcketheat, am I right?
Hi Brett!
Sorry to hear about the little plague carriers – I tend to block out those memories.
Congrats to Florida. You really owe it to yourself to buy a new carry piece. Something special.
Regarding Trump, my give-a-fuck meter appears to be malfunctioning. I can’t help but think this was a really big fuckup by NYC.
Thanks. It keeps my immune system
Young.
Yep I don’t care
He’s the guy who said, “Take their guns first, worry about due process later.”
Fuck Trump.
That’s precisely why I care. If a character as milquetoast and ineffectual as Trump inspires this kind of banana republic lawfare, imagine what would happen to an actual change agent. Trump is beside the point. This blatant political persecution is serious and frightening. If it works, there’s no going back.
BEFORE he was even thinking about running for president (back in the 80s), he was a loathed figure. DeSantis, for example, has only been loathed for a couple of years, whereas Trump had spent decades building bad will. His election just put him on a world stage instead of on the “elite” stage.
The shitty thing is that even thought he is a carnival barker and flim-flam man, he was better at the damn job that the stain who came before him and better than the sunset that has come after.
A new carry piece? Like a Jeep with a mounted .50?
Um…whatever.
.@NYCMayor Adams threatens “rabble-rouser” @RepMTG: “While you’re in town, be on your best behavior”
I hope she sent back the Cornholio gif. “Are you threatening me?”
Why not take that tone. You have Justice in your corner
The curious rise of the black ‘white supremacist’
Fun fact: if you don’t hold shift while pressing the greater than key all you get is a full stop.
Clayton Bigsby rides again.
It was only a matter of time.
“But I’m on the right side! The mob will never come after me!”
I have no sympathy in this case.
No, this is what happens when people try to right the wrongs “from the inside.” How many times has the “right”-ish thought, “Play their own game and beat them at it.” Well. This is what happens when someone tries to do that.
She may not have been TRYING, but she WAS going against the unwritten rules of engagement, e.g., “acting white” by trying to streamline the workplace and focus on the “correct” reason to do something.
I know what I’m trying to say and totally not being able to get it across.
Womansplaining?
I think I’m following you, but it doesn’t sound like she’s trying to right any wrongs. Her own tyrannical dictatorship just ran up against others that were stronger and made an example out of her.
Take this:
Lee criticised the practice because the college has been recognising the wrong Native American tribe.
I care little for which specific tribe is being recognized. The problem is that tribes are being recognized at all.
The problem is that she is a true believer, and the others aren’t. They just have the appearance of belief and the status and power that comes with it.
This shows just how empty the whole thing really is.
Deviating from the current orthodoxy is such a white people thing to do.
It’s like a window into the near-future for the rest of the country. I can’t wait for the struggle sessions to start.
“mandatory indigenous land acknowledgement”
OFFS!!
Do they also have a mandatory French Canadian acknowledgement for guys who hung the drywall?
I hope these acknowledgements take hold at, say, Scottish universities.
“Farst, I’d like to acknowledge…. Ah bollocks! My people have been stuck in this drizzly shitehole for twelve thousand fookin’ years!”
It’s shite being Scottish!
I can hear his voice without even clicking.
They can’t do anything but double down. Expect it to get more and more lunatic until it dies in a spasm of violence.
Good afternoon glibs. Stay safe out there. https://imgur.com/gallery/xFyIFXP
“Hahaha…time to go!”
That debris was really *dons sunglasses* coming in hot.
Lach!
Nice to see you!
Other than the inferno, how’s things?
Not bad at all. Busy as usual. We are balls to the wall at work as we have been the last few years and expect to be until the dollar collapses. Kids are good. Wife is good.
Good to hear. With all the tornados last week I was thinking about y’all.
We were safe. The bad storms went about 100 miles south of us. Oddly enough, my older brother’s house that he sold 3 years ago in little rock got demolished. Glad he wasn’t living there anymore.
Fun.
Your site, or someone else’s?
That’s us. Just another sunday morning at the old mill.
Did you check the thermostat?
I see everyone is wearing FR clothing so no problem.
Looks more “Greyhawkish” to me
Noses are delicious
https://ibb.co/Th3K4HC
Oh thank Christ, I was expecting something like this.
So dang cute!
Did you see the pool party at the Farm? I could see your boy in the mix!
I did see that! Here’s a pic of Chadwick watching Rosco the mastiff getting a bath
https://ibb.co/K5Jv4gX
Haha! He’s awesome. I’m so glad you two found each other!
Speaking if police chases – live chase of stolen cop car. I’m rooting for the perp (apparently a chick)
https://www.youtube.com/live/Ul2KFC1R1fM
If you don’t use the lights & sirens, why even bother stealing a cop car?
no kidding
Kk the biologist.
Everton-Spurs had a red card fiesta.
Doucoure for Everton gets a red in 58th minute. Kane scores for Spurs in 68th. Moura for Spurs gets a red in 88th, Keane scores for Everton in 90th. 1-1 draw.
I will be posting the updated table, as promised, in about an hour. Have an errand to run first.
That was the dumbest game of soccer.
“Keane scores for Everton in 90th.”
“It’s happened again, it’s happened again, Tottenham Hotspur, it’s happened again.
Keane may be the answer to Everton’s lack of a striker.
12. Crystal Palace (9 games to play) 30 pts
13. Wolverhamption 9 28
14. West Ham United 11 27
15. Everton 9 27
16. Nottingham Forest 10 27
17. Bournemouth 10 27
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18. Leeds United 10 26
19. Leicester City 10 25
20. Southampton 9 23
Palace and Southampton are trying to separate at each end. Depending on results between now and next weekend, they may get dropped from the chart.
Official Glibs trigger warning doormat found:
https://teechip.com/welcome-home-1
I’m not sure how “Mature” the humor actually is…
I’ve been using this one for years.
Though I suppose this would work just as well for a lot of us.
My current one. Less politically funny than y’all, granted.
We’ve been using this one. I think we’re on our third.
Now we know who’s hosting the hosting squirrels.
If I could design one, it would say “Supply your own condoms” or something to that nature.
“Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter.”
Hah!
Looks like AOC got busted using a burner account.
It’s fun when they are hoisted on their own retard.
We’d get cancelled for this if anyone ever read it.
That’s beautiful.
Alligator Ocasio Cortez.
Did you mean to link this:
https://twitter.com/scarlett4kids/status/1642858372109041664
Or am I missing a joke?
Carlos Danger and Pierre Delecto were unavailable for comment.
Drinker give D&D a mostly positive review
Fun for the whole husræden!
So did Shadiversity: https://youtu.be/sntxIR4jWF0
And….Hertz over booked their cars. I hate incompetence and poor planning.
“…You just don’t know how to HOLD the reservation.”
+1 will not wear the ribbon
“But I don’t want to be a pirate!”
“Was that wrong?”
My dad performed that routine line-for-line once when we arrived at the hotel we had booked weeks in advance for a vacation only to find out they had lost our reservation. My mom and I were dying of embarrassment, but a large portion of the lobby was in stitches.
https://youtu.be/jRvNg4zQ_14
Perfect
Apparently they need to try harder.
I know it’s a little late now, but never, ever, ever deal with Hertz!! 😳
OK, not going to full-on defend Hertz here. But, I worked in hotels for a year or so, and pretty much everyone in that kind of industry overbooks to some extent. The amount varies depending on how many non-guaranteed reservations there are. If I had 90 available rooms on a Monday night, we’d take up to 110 reservations if there were 10 or more non-guaranteed. Experience showed that a lot of reservations (even the guaranteed ones) would either no-show or cancel late. If all the hotels in the area were full or +90%, we’d overbook a lot less (since the policy was to comp someone at another hotel if we were full when they showed up).
I suspect with the increase in web bookings (like Hotwire) where you can make a reservation without providing a cc to guarantee, they’re probably over booking even more.
Yeah I worked front desk for several years and telling late arrivals to turn around and go to another hotel might be the worst thing in customer service. They didn’t pay me enough to deal with the kind of abuse that situation inevitably leads to.
Lol. You should work in an amusement park sometime, particularly one that serves beer.
It’s an education.
“A large study of parents of children who identify as transgender has uncovered worryingly large numbers who complain of ‘pressure’ to transition their children, even though they felt it was not in the child’s best interests.
The survey of 1,655 parents, published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior, found that more than half of the parents who were referred to gender therapists said they felt directed to put their kids on medical treatments or change their wardrobe.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11921113/More-half-parents-trans-kids-say-pressured-transitioning-child.html
This should surprise no one.
Normies aren’t as clued in.
Should probably be way more than 50%. So, kind of shocking.
Not considering the cases where the patents are the ones pushing it. Like the woke assholes who are having “theybies”.
If it’s from the school to clinic pipeline, then the parents would be more likely to feel pressured. Although it’s easier to fool people than convince them they’ve been fooled. Also, people to deny or downplay outside influence on their behavior.
Regardless, it’s extremely rare to come from the kids themselves. And in those very few cases, they were MTF, not the explosion of FTM being seen now.
“Nashville school shooter Audrey Hale fired 152 rounds from an assault rifle and handgun and studied other mass murderers before she butchered six including three kids”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11934493/Nashville-school-shooter-Audrey-Hale-fired-152-rounds-assault-rifle-handgun.html
So you are saying she shoots like a girl?
Averaging about 1 kill per mag? Better than a lot of cops, I guess.
Every mass shooter is a copycat.
Also I guess we’re past the whole “deadnaming” thing. I haven’t seen a single headline referring to xe as Aiden Hale. Not one.
They are also calling her “she”.
“Americans suffering from anxiety and sleep disorders have been unable to get their prescriptions filled at pharmacies due to secret provisions in a recently settled lawsuit over the proliferation of opioids, according to a report.
Pharmacists say that they are being prevented from fulfilling orders on key medications such as Xanax and Adderall due to a 2021 settlement with three of the nation’s largest pharmaceutical manufacturers — AmerisourceBergen, Cardinal Health, and McKesson…
A clause in the settlement places a cap on the number of controlled substances that pharmacies are allowed to dispense, according to Bloomberg News.
That means that pharmacies are often blocked from fulfilling prescriptions to patients in need of refills.”
https://nypost.com/2023/04/03/xanax-adderall-patients-denied-prescriptions-due-to-opioid-settlement/
WTF??
But of course…
If I took Xanax regularly, I’d be catatonic. I don’t see how anyone could function like that.
That probably why explains why every pharmacy in town was out of lorazepam, diazepam and alprazolam in the weeks before my mom died. I had to drive an hour and a half into Las Vegas to get a routine refill.
Rolando at fifth and main always comes through, amirite?
Lol. It’s tough for a playa out here since we legalized the devil’s lettuce.
Da gubmint fixez evrthing!
Yeah. I’d been on alprazolam (Xanax) for years (more than 10, fewer than 20). My primary care physician and I were both satisfied it was working as intended and presented no problems or issues. 3 X 0.25mg daily, as needed, is not exactly abuse territory, especially as I more often took 2 or 2.5 a day. Helped me sleep and was fast acting but short lived for anxiety attacks; exactly what I needed.
Then the Feds leaned on the major hospital that ultimately owns my doctor’s contract. Fake urine test — I know it was fake, or fudged, because it reported zero benzodiazepine metabolites even though I had taken 0.5mg roughly 12 hours before giving the sample.
So, doctor is forced to change my anxiety/sleep aid meds. I now take clonazepam (Klonopin) 0.5mg. Nominally twice daily, but if I take the full 0.5mg in the morning, I’m a zombie by afternoon. Even halving the pill requires excess caffeine to remain functional. Most days now are 1/4 tablet, if any, in the morning. Slow acting, so nothing for anxiety attacks. Long lasting, but not long enough for a full night’s sleep. It is more effective at putting me to sleep, I’ll give it that.
But I’m still pissed as hell about the government leaning on the hospital corp. to lean on my primary care physician to change a medication routine that did not call for change. Pissed as hell is too mild. Incandescently furious comes closer.
And it’s still a benzodiazepine. The whole exercise was pointless, aside from ‘jobs created’ and “meddlesome Nannie’s self-satisfied.” I wish lifelong misery on the lot of them.
Don’t forget the afterlife. We can wish them eternal misery as well.
Even more stupid, not to add to your anger, is that clonazepam is way more dangerous than alprazolam. I’ve never been on a benzo ambulance call that wasn’t clonazepam. Statistics back this up. Part of the reason is than it has a very long onset and an extremely long tail. So people take one, nothing happens, so they take another… It also has much worse cognitive deficits than most other benzodiazepines. While Klonopin is a good choice of benzo for various conditions (eg. epilepsy, cognitive disorders with manic features, etc.), do you want to know the main reason why doctors pick clonazepam? It’s because no one likes taking it. So it’s more “moral” to prescribe something that makes people feel worse and is more likely to kill them, than prescribe something they might enjoy.
Oy. Thanks, I hadn’t known those facts/factoids. From a remark my Dr. Made visit before last, I might be able to get him to put me on Ativan. I’ll certainly keep your remarks handy. It’s possible I’m experiencing some of the cognitive deficits effect, and that’s flat-out unacceptable.
Thanks for sharing, I appreciate it.
My dad was on alprazolam long-term for panic disorder and got switched to lorazepam (Ativan). For him, it didn’t work as well, but YMMV. Having taken them both, alprazolam made me a bit more groggy.
You mentioned you were also taking it for sleep, in which case temazepam might be worth discussing with your physician. They had my mom on it after she got diagnosed with cancer since zolpidem is the enemy now (ironic since it was largely used as the safer alternative to benzodiazepines). Helped her get to sleep, but was less effective in terms of *staying* asleep. If you’re in a state with legal marijuana, I’ve had better results with a 5:1 THC:CBD tincture for sleep than any prescription drug, or combination thereof, I’ve ever encountered.
Mammary Monday will navigate us out of this quandary.
https://archive.ph/Hyqtp
Happy Banana Republic everyone!
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https://twitter.com/DC_Draino/status/1642984137765302272?cxt=HHwWgMDR8cnXhs0tAAAA
Sounds pretty authoritarian. Seems like he can’t accept a Trump victory under any circumstances.
No, but he said the magic words ‘legitimate efforts under our constitution’.
Totes normal and not worrying, especially as politicians are well known for their strict adherence to not just the text, but the meaning behind the constitution.
No doubt…now do the 2nd Amendment Joe, you corrupt senile lying fuck.
Is there any hope? Either the Republicans sit down and take it and embolden the Dems to keep doing it or they fight back and things will get ugly.
Hope for what?
Anything good for the future?
I’ll probably re-post this in the mourning lynx, since this thread is just about dead, but here’s something to show your friends who are fans of “muh global warmening is causing worser weather.”
I’ll note that this happened when the big scare was that the world was headed into a new ice age.
A co-worker reminded me of that today. It still looms large in the greater Dayton, OH area, as the county seat of the next county to the east was…well…hardest hit.
Daily Quordle 434
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Best score in a while